Seeing red. by punchline

punchline · @punchline · Mar 7 '18

$32.94

Seeing red.

It's a red day, so you call your friend who convinced you to buy crypto.

<br>
https://media.giphy.com/media/84XOWPRRohLTcexXAB/giphy.gif
<br>

And then 26 seconds later when it turns green.

<br>
https://media.giphy.com/media/9PH9saRidMXIs/giphy.gif
<br>

Always so much more passion when it is red.

👍 hanshotfirst, donkeypong, trafalgar, steemwizards, lordvader, analisa, testing123, punchline, kevinwong, theregularguy, karaoke1850, swenger, damira, dandesign86, thedailylaugh, hanzappedfirst, steemmatt, acolucky, take5, nerdnews, vera-vaders-ea, tamaralovelace, kylo-ren, weirdnews, notb4mycoffee, jimshorts, redlipstick, b00m, possumworks, cryptoroast, teamhumble, michelleast, garrettwallace, silentkiller

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@meritigbunu · Mar 7 '18

$0.02

Funny gif

👍 meritigbunu

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@michelleast · Mar 7 '18

lol 🤣

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@trafalgar · Mar 7 '18

compared to the real red days, i'm going to treat this like a green day and sing a time of your life

👍 penghuren

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@cryptoroast · Mar 7 '18

I try not to be racist in crypto, I don't see color.

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@swenger · Mar 8 '18

On a down day, print the chart in black and white and turn it upside down.  Ignorance is bliss.

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@echowizard · Mar 10 '18

**Early morning revelations**
*I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.* :D

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