Employee Evaluation Report by quotes-haven

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Employee Evaluation Report
Sarcasm is a sharp, bitter, cutting expression or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt. Some are downright insulting, while some are rude, and at the same time, humorous. Sometimes, people are momentarily stunned by a sarcastic remark. They are not sure whether whoever said it was being funny, or whether they are being rude. They do not know whether to laugh, or to feel offended. 

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Have a look at the following Employee Evaluation Report.

- A photographic memory but with no film. 
- A prime candidate for natural de-selection. 
- A room temperature IQ. 
- Got a full six-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it together. 
- Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard was not watching. 
- He is the kind of man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.  
- He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 
- His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
- I would not allow this employee to breed. 
- If he were any more stupid, he would have to be watered twice a week. 
- One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests.
- Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig
- Takes him an hour and a half to watch Sixty Minutes. 
- This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a will-not-be. 
- This employee should go far and the sooner he starts, the better. 
- This employee has delusions of adequacy. 
- When he opens his mouth, it seems it is only to change whichever foot was previously there.
- Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

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