Sarcasm is a sharp, bitter, cutting expression or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt. Some are downright insulting, while some are rude, and at the same time, humorous. Sometimes, people are momentarily stunned by a sarcastic remark. They are not sure whether whoever said it was being funny, or whether they are being rude. They do not know whether to laugh, or to feel offended. <center>![Sarcasm 01.png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmSv87sa1gdywF1aqi7JhLdsqtjnYJo9JVZERPDfRbBywF/Sarcasm%2001.png) Image created on Canva</center> Have a look at the following Employee Evaluation Report. - A photographic memory but with no film. - A prime candidate for natural de-selection. - A room temperature IQ. - Got a full six-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it together. - Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard was not watching. - He is the kind of man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot. - He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. - His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity. - I would not allow this employee to breed. - If he were any more stupid, he would have to be watered twice a week. - One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests. - Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig - Takes him an hour and a half to watch Sixty Minutes. - This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a will-not-be. - This employee should go far and the sooner he starts, the better. - This employee has delusions of adequacy. - When he opens his mouth, it seems it is only to change whichever foot was previously there. - Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap. <center>![Sarcasm 1.png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmTkch1fGez36u6quJoDud1CKd5TZQhk9VgdpLE7D6wRKh/Sarcasm%201.png) Image created on Canva</center> <center> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ![th (1) - Copy.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmNshNtDagZoQenWvZnGsUFokney1PYAyLGxmg9i6LNXFH/th%20(1)%20-%20Copy.jpg) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </center> Thank you for stopping by. If you like the post, please give it a vote. Follow me if you like to read about Life, Humour and Aphorisms. Cheers!
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