<center>https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2018/02/17/19/40/steam-3160715_640.jpg</center> I wish I could go back in time to change the past. If I could I'd got back to last Saturday when I hooked up with that waitress after a night of drinking. I don't remember anything after I left the bar other than I left with the waitress. Today I realized some of my things are missing. I can't find that $20 I left in my dresser or my DVD box set to the Brady Bunch. I'm missing a statue of Elvis that sat on top of the fridge and my Superman collectors cup. I think the waitress might have stole all my cool stuff. I can't prove it though because I really don't remember the night too well. I can't even remember the chick's name or....her appearance. I drank way too much. Anyways, I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time and stop myself from inviting that woman to my home. I'd be drinking beer out of my collectors cup watching the Brady Bunch right now instead of being bored out of my skull. Oh, well...
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