All I wanted was a decent burrito...so I bought DEATH! by razvanelulmarin

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· @razvanelulmarin ·
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All I wanted was a decent burrito...so I bought DEATH!
It all started with me craving a really HOT SPICY burrito. 
I found a local place that looked somewhat legit. Well, they did not have any Mexicans hired or anything but you take what you can get. I ate a great burrito in Amsterdam that was made by a dutch fella so I stopped judging. But a real Mexican help. Especially if you want things spicy. Europeans don't really understand what spicy is. 
Anyway...

I went for the super spicy big bad burrito ( not the actual name! that would be cool!!). They put all the usual suspect in it: black beans, rice, nicely cooked pork, corn and then went for the sauces. 
*Are you sure you want the spicy one?*
Well, doh! If I wasn't sure I'd be at KFC! 
Ok, I'll add jalapenos too for extra kick. 
Things were looking up!! 

Then I want home and did not feel A THING. What is wrong with these people. It was clear, I had to take the matter in my own hands. 

<center> ![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmQkr2ef5eptmn1SwfMXK9pCRYnKHMX3aTqFJCgzqXZ51T/image.png) </center>

You know the saying: **IF you want something done, do it yourself!!**.

So I did a little research and everyone was raving about this one sauce. It also comes with a very nice scary keyring. SOLD!!

<center>![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmTULayMvZ6z1Z9VGtPTyHdnTA7SsrqGibJGXieo4bLb4w/image.png)</center>

Damn juicy at that!! Tasted a bit. Let me describe how it tastes:
*Imagine  a thousand fire ants eating your tongues but an universe where you have all the pleasure sensors on your tongue and every orgasm might kill you but each that doesn't make the next one better while increasing the chance that it will kill you and you can stop at any time but you never do so you might die but fuck it.* 
So, yeah, it's good.

My plan now is to go to the burrito store and say. 
*It's TIME to UP your game!!*
We'll see how it goes.
If you don't hear from me.
Death.
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@stewardessa · (edited)
Would not refuse now from something sharp, chilli for example.
Good story, well done friend, I'm following your messages :)
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@razvanelulmarin ·
HAHA YOU SAY THAT NOW but I think you would :P 
Thank you!!
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@stewardessa ·
A lot of acute is harmful :)
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@jonny-clearwater ·
$0.68
The one people rave about is Blair's Mega Death with Liquid Rage
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@razvanelulmarin ·
I really think that's a bit out of my current possibilities. I literally might get ultradead if i touch that one!! but thanks for mentioning it. I love that people know their hot sauces
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@jonny-clearwater ·
It's an absolute beast
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@szuri ·
Wasn't this supposed to come in a packaging shaped like a coffin?

Why do you have a deathwish? Do you really want to perturb your cornhole for months on end? &#128514;
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@razvanelulmarin ·
you know..you might be right!! where is my coffin? :P
we all have a deathwish.....
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this went dark
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@calatorulmiop ·
Is that the kind of sauce that makes you bleed out of your ass like in south park? :)))))
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@bitdollar ·
lol diversity at its finest. I hope you make it! :D
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@cerenselenapa · (edited)
Not interested in spicy food and probably will never try this one. BUT Oh my god I'm dying here. The paragraph with the ants, one of the best descriptions I've read in my entire life!
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