Can there be more "Joy" in an Almond Joy? by rebeccaryan

food · @rebeccaryan · Dec 10 '16 (edited)

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Can there be more "Joy" in an Almond Joy?

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<p>You bet there can be! Especially, if these well loved Christmas treats are laced with Super Lemon Haze coconut oil tincture, clocking in at 22% THC.</p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e16/rebeccaryanlolly1/Stir%20the%20Pot/Almond%20Joy/20161209_073720-1_resized_zpsh5e3gvam.jpg" width="596" height="525"/></p>
<p>Please don't be put off or intimidated by this recipe if you don't consume cannabis.</p>
<p>It isn't an essential component to the success of this recipe.</p>
<p>You can be joyful too, just leave the cannabis out.</p>
<p>The rest of us, will just be a little happier and a little more relaxed during the fester,... I mean festive season, that's all.</p>
<p>To make this recipe you will need the following <strong>tools</strong>:</p>
<ul>
  <li>a high powered blender like a Vitamix or Ninja Pro;</li>
  <li>a medium size pot;</li>
  <li>a medium size mixing bowl;</li>
  <li>a selection of measuring cups;</li>
  <li>a cookie sheet lined with a silicone mat or waxed paper;&nbsp;</li>
  <li>and a large spoon.</li>
</ul>
<p>The <strong>ingredients</strong> needed are:</p>
<ul>
  <li>1 cup of medium shred desiccated, unsweetened coconut;</li>
  <li>1/2 cup of caoco powder;</li>
  <li>1/2 cup of ground almonds with visible almond chunks</li>
  <li>&nbsp;1/3 cup of maple syrup;</li>
  <li>a 141 gram package of pure creamed coconut;</li>
  <li>1/4 cup of Super Lemon Haze cannabis infused coconut oil;</li>
  <li>22 full almonds to decorate with;</li>
  <li>and a pinch of pink Himalayan salt.&nbsp;</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Directions:</strong></p>
<ul>
  <li>Grind the almonds, but leave some visible almond chunks or pieces.</li>
</ul>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e16/rebeccaryanlolly1/Stir%20the%20Pot/Almond%20Joy/20161208_203821_resized_zpsoowjrztl.jpg" width="576" height="1024"/></p>
<p>This is what they should look like:</p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e16/rebeccaryanlolly1/Stir%20the%20Pot/Almond%20Joy/20161208_204029_resized_zpskk2rlkha.jpg" width="576" height="1024"/></p>
<ul>
  <li>Next, blend the cocoa powder and the maple syrup in the blender. Blend well.</li>
</ul>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e16/rebeccaryanlolly1/Stir%20the%20Pot/Almond%20Joy/20161208_201223_resized_zpsouh3s13n.jpg" width="576" height="1024"/><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e16/rebeccaryanlolly1/Stir%20the%20Pot/Almond%20Joy/20161208_201956_resized_zpscovksjgj.jpg" width="576" height="1024"/></p>
<ul>
  <li>Next, heat the pure creamed coconut in a pot on your stove top on medium heat. Stir continuously because it can burn quickly. Once it is liquefied, add it to the blender with the maple syrup, cocoa and cannabis infused coconut oil. Blend these wet ingredients really well.</li>
</ul>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e16/rebeccaryanlolly1/Stir%20the%20Pot/Almond%20Joy/20161208_204503_resized_zps82bkyall.jpg" width="576" height="1024"/></p>
<ul>
  <li>Next, put 1 cup of shredded coconut in a medium size mixing bowl.</li>
</ul>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e16/rebeccaryanlolly1/Stir%20the%20Pot/Almond%20Joy/20161208_203958_resized_zpsbrwuyjft.jpg" width="576" height="1024"/></p>
<ul>
  <li>Next, add the ground almonds and a pinch of salt and mix well.</li>
</ul>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e16/rebeccaryanlolly1/Stir%20the%20Pot/Almond%20Joy/20161208_204416_resized_zpsstwueb7c.jpg" width="576" height="1024"/></p>
<ul>
  <li>Next, add the cocoa mixture and blend again.</li>
</ul>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e16/rebeccaryanlolly1/Stir%20the%20Pot/Almond%20Joy/20161208_205524_resized_zpsrshujjek.jpg" width="576" height="1024"/></p>
<p>The mixture should look like this, once it is blended well:</p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e16/rebeccaryanlolly1/Stir%20the%20Pot/Almond%20Joy/20161208_205741_resized_zpsv1ft51fy.jpg" width="576" height="1024"/></p>
<ul>
  <li>Next, drop spoon size dollops of the mixture on a lined cookie sheet and place 1 full almond in the centre of each piece of almond joy.&nbsp;</li>
</ul>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e16/rebeccaryanlolly1/Stir%20the%20Pot/Almond%20Joy/20161208_211629_resized_zpskazrvzej.jpg" width="640" height="360"/></p>
<ul>
  <li>Refrigerate for 8 hours.</li>
</ul>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e16/rebeccaryanlolly1/Stir%20the%20Pot/Almond%20Joy/20161209_073702_resized_zpsmt73utfb.jpg" width="640" height="360"/></p>
<p>This is the happiest little treat. It's grain-free, dairy-free, vegan and doesn't contain any refined sugar. Plus, it's the perfect delivery method if you want to medicate with them. You can't taste the cannabis concealed within them and they are little bundles of pure joy. ;)</p>
<p>What's not to love about that?</p>
<p>I welcome your comments and invite you to follow me on my journey.</p>
<p>~Rebecca Ryan</p>
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@michaelstobiersk · Dec 10 '16

Mmmmmm.... sounds delicious! Can I lick the bowl?

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@rebeccaryan · Dec 10 '16

Well, I can tell you I did...
Now, I'm happy, pretty sure I have missing time, and don't remember if I ate dinner...lmao
It was recipe development...

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@immarojas · Dec 10 '16

Looks yummy!

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@rebeccaryan · Dec 10 '16

Thanks @immarojas! I can report that they are delicious!

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@helene · Dec 10 '16

beautiful!

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@rebeccaryan · Dec 10 '16

Thank you @helene!

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@dianelyndon · Jan 4 '17

I was given an almond joy to taste and let me tell you, it was delicious. When I got up to use the loo in the night, my kitchen was sideways. I panicked a little then wondering if I was supposed to eat the whole thing! lol Rebecca's Mom

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