... by rok-sivante

humor · @rok-sivante · Oct 24 '21 (edited)

$69.69

...

...

👍 adol, rok-sivante, dimimp, teamsteem, deanliu, matt-a, somebody, xiaohui, oflyhigh, gardenlady, cryptomancer, altccy, ethansteem, mod-tamichh, aleksandraz, mauricemikkers, beervangeer, geoffrey, midnightoil, ausbitbot, helene, magz8716, chinadaily, nomadnessie, youngkim, sebhofmann, laoyao, steem-id, exec, runridefly, incomemonthly, opheliafu, pipokinha, lx-bmx, piedpiper, iplazzy, shaunmza, t-bot, lauxbastidas, juliank, gindor, paul.atreides, followbtcnews, birds90, elfkitchen, lighteye, sandstorm, seablue, maximdraws, myfirst, bola, blueshoulderhawk, cryptofunk, lingfei, xiaokongcom, weq, vmining, lalala, sashin, wongshiying, adam.angel, steemprentice, saifulbahri, mutatedfish, and 27 others

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@nativzel · Jun 23 '17

Keep getting surprised what you may find on the internet now adays...

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@joe01 · Jun 23 '17

Wow.  What would I do without the internet.... haha.  **which one is your favorite?**

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@rok-sivante · Jun 23 '17

too hard to choose ONE. lol.

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@lighteye · Jun 23 '17

Someone has used google translations from Chinese :)

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@clahan · Jun 23 '17

![chinese-meme.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmVBYTLEGYvHgyFKCYXiWVmTmzMyA3ab9y661ZJWzJ29Z9/chinese-meme.jpg)

👍 clahan, lhangea

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@yvonnebraaf · Jun 23 '17

Lol

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@czechmate · Jun 23 '17

LOL
That's just unbearable awesome!

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@weq · Jun 23 '17

"Do not disturb.  Tiny grass is dreaming."  That one was too cute.  Those were all hilarious!  Thank you.

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@cryptocharts · Jun 23 '17

Its very funny

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@gardenlady · Jun 23 '17

$0.05

(one more!)

![sale.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmSEB3hmH49dc5Yt3Q8cyqJgH3SGi9DFkjWEsKc2YJyZ85/sale.jpg)

👍 paul.atreides

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@rok-sivante · Jun 23 '17

$1.63

lol :-)

👍 gardenlady

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@futuristgear · Jun 23 '17 (edited)

$0.08

These are excellent! 

I saw this one a while back:

![http://imgbit.com/images/ff290e0dbc1257496593.jpg]

And I decided to make my own version of it for my store [here](https://futuristgear.com/shop/im-so-f-ing-future-mens-short-sleeve-t-shirt/)

There was an article that mentioned how some chinese thought "f*ck" meant good. I can't seem to find it at the moment though sadly. :-(

👍 futuristgear

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@sosky · Jun 23 '17

+futuristgear......for some reason I've read "I saw this one a white black"... I might have some brain problems...



shit

👍 sosky

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@texcentric · Jun 24 '17

***
Oh man this was too funny. I had to call my wife from the other room so we could laugh together. Thanks for that.
***

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@rok-sivante · Jun 24 '17

lol. niiiiice. :-)

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@tejbindersingh · Jun 24 '17

Haha, these are funny. I too have collected some pics from India, where people have brutally killed grammar

Check this out here https://steemit.com/photography/@tejbindersingh/when-english-ain-t-your-forte

These are also hilarious

👍 tejbindersingh

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@rok-sivante · Jun 24 '17

lol. yep, classic. :-)

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