Comedy Open mic round 12 by rukiee

comedyopenmic · @rukiee · May 6 '18 (edited)

$0.97

Comedy Open mic round 12

This is really funny.
There's this rich guy who wanted to travel abroad, but didn't want to go with his money.
 Not trusting his friend Sam, he walked deep into the forest and buried his money at the foot of a tree. After the toil, he took a snapshot of the spot where he had buried his money, and boarded a plane. Inside the plane, he decided to take another look at his picture.
 Guess what he saw??     _laughs_
 He saw his friend smiling on top the tree.
😂😂😂![_20180506_134356.JPG](https://steemitimages.com/DQmeoHCDwAVEZFZJ4HzwZJ6tkoSmSM2CodpxCvB7hnPXSi5/_20180506_134356.JPG)
Image source: Dreamstime 

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Thanks @teeh. I nominate @sonime_xl  @obaku..
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👍 comedyopenmic, take5, idikuci, joshua-golbuu, sisygoboom, yalzeee, rukiee, sonime

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@joshua-golbuu · May 6 '18

$0.07

I thought he was taking picture of the spot where he bury the money. That's funny twist, though.

👍 joshua-golbuu, take5, rukiee

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@idikuci · May 7 '18

$0.17

Maybe it's one of those misdirects. he says he buried the money, but really it's up a tree.

👍 idikuci, take5, joshua-golbuu

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@sisygoboom · May 6 '18

$0.06

If only this rich guy was on steem, he wouldn't have to bury his money! I'd rather trust the ground to keep my money safe than the banks though.

👍 take5, rukiee

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