The Turd that wouldn't flush....Unsinkable Turd! by runridefly

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· @runridefly ·
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The Turd that wouldn't flush....Unsinkable Turd!
Most days of the week, I will take a nap if I have the opportunity.   It was kind of comical, but I remember the anxiety I had after waking up from a bizarre dream this afternoon


I was at the beginning of a big line of people waiting to use a one toilet bathroom, and I remember walking into the bathroom and seeing this huge toilet.  

This toilet was built for big people, but I needed to use it.  I was fortunate not to fall into the bowl, as big as the seat and bowl openings were.

I quickly did my business and flushed the toilet.  The toilet tank was equally large and the flush could easily be heard outside the bathroom door.

For whatever reason, this powerful flush was no match for the turd that was floating on the top of the toilet bowl water.  I think I tried flushing that unsinkable turd 10 times, waiting for the very large toilet tank to fill up every time.  


![IMG_20170420_202852_kindlephoto-2635802.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmYW5jRvrARGNv6QHmFcB8EvcktuB1rN2MQjg5FyJEFttx/IMG_20170420_202852_kindlephoto-2635802.jpg)

My anxiety grew with every flush, because I knew the long line for the toilet continued to grow.

I woke up anxious and then relief quickly defeated my anxiety, after I realized it was just a bad dream.
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@lakshmi ·
what a dream, seems so real :D
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