Witz des Tages #8 by rzzk

deutsch · @rzzk · Jul 17 '17

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Witz des Tages #8

Heute präsentiere ich euch die achte Ausgabe von "Witz des Tages". Viel Spaß damit!

Ein Mann rennt zu der einzigen öffentlichen Toilette, aber diese ist besetzt. 

Er schreit voller Verzweiflung: "Bitte beeilen Sie sich, ich habe Durchfall ". 

Kommt eine gepresste Stimme von innen: "Sie haben es gut."

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@yingyangchan · Jul 17 '17

Haha mit Verstopfung ist nicht zu spaßen! :D

👍 scharfsinn

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@scharfsinn · Jul 17 '17

hahaha, danke

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