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I'm sorry but I got to ask, how the fuck did you do it before!? Is this a joke or is there some weird ass complicated way to cut cauliflower? I'm so confused.
post_id | 63,894,074 |
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Men often seek the difficult road. I cut leaf after leaf of the cauliflower. Which was pretty time-consuming
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category | food |
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Hahaha I do the same, but this brilliant :)
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What a bunch of weirdos you are ๐๐
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author | eveuncovered |
permlink | re-s3rg3-re-eveuncovered-re-s3rg3-cauliflower---the-easy-version-20181008t195832494z |
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OMG net terug van 7 dagen Zweden en jij gaat bloemkool klaarmaken ...๐คจ ?!?
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permlink | re-s3rg3-cauliflower---the-easy-version-20181008t201741907z |
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You lazy basterd!!! ๐๐๐๐๐๐
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