great funny post..
i appreciate your blog....

Very nice post😍 i like it🤗

Here we go it’s called “My Routine Day”
I hope I’m not offending anyone just because I don’t recommend drinking ☕️ on empty stomach. As a matter of fact I wake up and first thing in the morning I eat some 🥜 or 🌰with plain yogurt while feeding our monster baby cat with 🍼, if he doesn’t get his morning 🍼in a bottle his look on his face is as he want to tell me “what an outrage!”. Then finally I drink my beloved morning ☕️ with 🥛 and because I don’t use sugar “the killer” (once again I hope it doesn’t sound too offensive for any killer sugar user) at all I add a bit of 🍯. Then I drive to work to yell at every coworker I bump into. Later that afternoon I drink my favorite 🍵 from Starbucks and eat some 🍪. BTW, in the meantime I had to yell at cashier for giving me killer sugar to my tea, which I took kind of as an outrageous and she for no reason yelled at me that I was offensive. Anyway, when I get home my amazing wife serves me a delicious dinner with a sip of🍷so cheers everyone 🥂. If it’s on weekends we as well enjoy 🍻🍺 or🥃with an ice and🥤with nice and delicious barbecue. And that’s my usual outrageous daily routine which I don’t expect would change until I’m 6’ under. My imagination doesn’t go so far to know where to include🍶, so I as well take it with me once I drop...

GREAT FUNNY.GOOD JOB.

Wow amazing funny post.....i like your blog.....
Thanks for sharing......

Every day first thing in the morning, and because I’m no longer a little baby and don’t drink 🍼anymore, I drink my morning ☕️ with 🥛, mainly because I love coffee and coffee puts me into sleep if I don’t drink it. What an outrage! Later that day I eat 🍪 with hot 🍵 or🍶of black tea with 🍯. Than at dinner time I enjoy bottle of🍷or 🥂 and if I feel like getting wasted I finish the day with 🍻or with 🥃mixed with 🍺 , beer in one hand and scotch in other hand. Sometime I feel offended by people who tell me “stop, YOU had enough” isn’t it outrageous?
>>Q: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet? 
A: A Budweiser in each hand! 

I’m hoping I didn’t offend anyone for my joke. The next morning with my usual headache I flush it out with 🥤. And then my daily routine starts again.  Every day first thing in the morning, and because I’m no longer a little baby........lol

this great funny post ....

wooow Awesome emojies thanks for sharing this keep it up 
I wish you all the best

amazing funny post,
i appreciate your creativity.thanks for share...

Funny emojis.love your blog

that is great hahahaha @scan0017 restem your post

you trully said some people think that thing is a Fortune cookie.

I also think they are wrong
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Glad to see you again @scan
stay blessed and have a good day
and Keep shairng such amazing recreatinal outrage at emojis

Wowwww 😍 sooo cute emojies i am love with you all post about emojies this one is the bes one 😘
I Resteemed your lovely post ❤

how was that?😁


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I get up early every morning and drink my  cookie  🍪   milk 🍼 .Then I go to work.I'il get tea there  ☕️   start working.I'il take my wife with pistachios and nuts to bread and eat them at lunch.and when I get out of work, it's my favorite time. I'il make myself a milkshakes  with honey. 🍯. And when the evening party begins. 🍻🍺. upvote and resteemed 😊

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What outrage with the creators of emojis I'm angry, YOU ARE PLAYING WITH OUR FEELINGS !!

@Scan0017 took a puqueño moment and guessed that emojis are playing with our feelings
![emoji 1.png](https://steemitimages.com/DQmQSuWUxMcx5rwN2CCGeGQoY4LYnwFtxEvB2L9K9CGdSYk/emoji%201.png)




  

If the 4 Emojis on the right
Do you think the same as me? EXACT! THE CREATORS OF EMOJIS ARE EVIL

> IT IS WHAT YOU TEACHED ME FRIEND

Let me explain why I think that ...
![emoji 2.png](https://steemitimages.com/DQmZWuphfL2rwZfN2UzVutzksygRcGYC3rXHQiyCEbrQxaR/emoji%202.png)
 


The beer  accompanied
The blancco wine also accompanied.
The other two emojis SOLOS remind us how single we are, the red wine that women take when they are hurt by a love that leaves them and drowns their pain in red wine
> I always see him in movies


We men on our part we drown with rum alone we can finish several bottles in one night.
How dare the creators of emojis to put those 4 emojis together to make us remember how lonely we are without a couple by our side
The world went crazy, What outrage, I repeat, ¡ ARE EVIL!  


I HOPE YOU LIKE FRIEND

   @scan0017	

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Although fast-food restaurants offer a representation of advanced civilization, the concept of ready-to-eat meals is an old concept in the cities themselves. There is a unique diversity in many historical civilizations. At the Romans, there were stands or kiosks offering bread and olives. One of the habits of East Asia has emerged the noodle soup, free bread and falafel in the Middle East.

United kingdom
Fast food has been found in the UK since the Roman era. The first British fast food form is the sandwich. In 1762 John Montago rolled dried meat in bread so as not to interrupt or delay his work.

In addition, the United Kingdom has added or adopted fast meals from many civilizations, such as pizza (Italy), noodles (China), kebabs taken from Turkish defenders during the Crusades.

Japan
In addition to the Western fast food spread throughout Japan, the sushi is considered a traditional Japanese fast food (as well as traditional dishes), and the food boxes (Bento) sold in many grocery stores and shopping centers contain rice and pieces of Meat and appetizers that are ready to eat immediately.

United State
In 1867, the German butcher, Charles Welt Mann, opened the first sausage stall in New York

jajajaja cada dias mas solos con esta publicacion de estos emojis aqui mi voto y mi resteemed @scan0017

Checking the whole image, it seems kinda a life map for a rock star or something...

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wuaooo @ scan0017 incredible very funny publication thank you very much.upvote and resteem

wuaooo @ scan0017 you are great with your post you made me laugh too
upvote-resteem

@ scan0017 you are very good with your post I hs made you laugh I hope your next post
upvote-resteem

Actually..
 
I'm the one who should be most offended by this emojis... 

Why is there a bottle of babymilk instead of BOOBS?! 😒

Whoooaaaaa WHOOOOOOAAAA WHOA!  WHat!??????
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Um excuse me Sir!  HEY YOU!  SIRRRRRRRR!!!  Hello, is this thing on?
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You might remember me from the other day.  I very kindly asked you to take this very offensive image from our steemit community.

Just to refresh your memory this is the comment I made.  I also mailed my complaint to the authorities so expect to be swatted any minute now, you filth.

>I get really offended that the breast milk emoji is so close to my beer emoji.  Further more I am offended it looks like someone has squeezed the baby bottle emoji, it looks like breast milk is all over my beer emoji? WARM BREAST MILK AND BEER???!!!! Absolutely ludicrous. Disgusting. This is completely offensive to beer drinkers and babies alike!

>As an advocate of No Drunk Babies I find this completely unacceptable and I expect an apology letter in the morning or I will write a strong worded letter to your mother.

I see no apology!  I waited through the night with bated breath, in the hopes I would see you confess to the public your wrong doing! -
 I have been switching through news channels in the hopes to see you reading your apology aloud to the public.  I wanted to see your shame as you read it aloud, weeping.

This is sick - I have never felt so strongly in my life that you sir are perhaps the scourge of the planet.  You place images up on the internet all willy nilly not realizing your actions hold great consequence.

And so...

I have forwarded the following letter to your mother.

Dear Mrs @scanoo17,
 
I regret to inform you that your son is dead!!
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.
.
But not really dead, he is just dead on the inside, Mrs @scanoo17 and I blame you!  As an advocate of No Drunk Babies I was horrified to learn that your son was luring infants to intoxication with mass hypnosis using both Illuminati backed magick, and emojis on the internet.

What I am basically trying to tell you Mrs @scanoo17 is that your son is possibly a wizard - he could even be so deeply immersed in the culture of depravity that he isn't even aware he is being manipulated by dark forces.  Do to an off handed joke your son made about drunk babies and the womb - it only leads me to believe that you are possibly an alcoholic!  Yes I do believe you drank with your son inside you and it is at this point that the devil got in.  Or perhaps a Jinn of some type.  I am afraid my only coarse of action is to hunt him down, kidnap him and take him to my cabin far out in the woods.  Don't worry I will treat him right MRs @scanoo17 I am a professional in exorcism and the like.  I graduated top of my class in DeVry online classes.  Even though it was just certificates for different language courses, I feel this will help me when the spirits are speaking through your son during the ritual.  Now... Mrs @scanoo17 there is only a 20% success rate at this point.  So I was wondering if you could write me back with an address where I can find your son and possibly a good bye letter.  Just encase .... you know things go weird... That can happen with the spirits.  I know you are probably still in denial so that is why I have been stalking your house in the hopes that I might catch a glimpse of him when he comes to visit.  I like your curtains.

Sincerely,
CarrotTop

hi @scan0017 very unfair these emoji really very angry. upvote and resteem

So many hidden secrets, OMG.
@calitoo

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This emoji is completely outrageous. in the ice age the poor scrat had the whole movie running behind this hazelnut, and never got to cut it to eat, poor things that had to happen and could not eat, this emoji is totally evil, thanks friend @ scan0017 for being so wickedly recreational

great.it's make me laugh.thanks

Woow, what have I missed these days! The comments are very good, they are as ingenious and fun as you are.
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And You're right, look.

![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmWwpfvKpXXt9r71jjine16adG5S3WdSDaWAAJBZZNe8JA/image.png)

You are right when you said that these emojis endanger our children..

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Are you thinking the same as me?
![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmQ1rQ9j8zqam6R1J5Ynr7PcsGzwcnv8oVq3RZ2onhGJNR/image.png)

YEP!

![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmasJ1UqaATbCiirQViZdUWW8CL98uvKRXE2kNb3XExr4v/image.png)

But, You know what I mean?

NO? LOOK THIS!

https://steemitimages.com/DQmUxbKxwgwaaAw5gou8fvMDZRH7F2m78WA2hVpJo4BW37a/image.png

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Look at that baby bottle, it's white, but it's filled to the BEER gum!
![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmdCYu2StTz44aV9sJsA92vKFyR2ifPazET9D88fQ6dUKo/image.png)

The creators of emojis know how harmful it is to give beer to a child? 
_I'm now really recreationally outraged_

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I am indignant

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![scan1.png](https://steemitimages.com/DQmVMQxBR5455oNpPzpGQDXQNzZ5gD74gkt3hZmjLGeF2ms/scan1.png)


Do not you know what I'm talking about?
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you really think it's a simple cookie

Have you thought about what is full?

I know that, and I do not think our children like it.
Have you thought about what is full?

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the cookie is full of. POOP

many micro POOP

This is really outrageous, I do not think our children should eat this kind of food.

They really want us to hurt our little ones.


How outrageous was this for you?

Today, last day of the month, I am really _offended recreationally_

These emojis are really deceptive and evil.

Today's emoji is really deceptive, evil and disgusting, it puts us in danger!

You know which emoji I'm talking about, right?

Check here and tell me if you see the same as me ...

https://steemitimages.com/DQmQSuWUxMcx5rwN2CCGeGQoY4LYnwFtxEvB2L9K9CGdSYk/emoji%201.png

The creators of Emojis want to infect us.

Yes, it is this cup full of .... VOMITING !!!
Do you know how many bacteria are there?

They wanted to make us think that it was a tea? WE ARE NOT SO FOOL!


![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmbVKYX8NyEWRpnVwtiSJQaed5C2P9CyxYX9zQDxvUFCNk/image.png)


And here I have the proof:

https://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/intelligencer/2017/07/17/17-apple-emoji-vomit.jpg

Now are you recreationally outraged like me?

Truly, the creators of emoji have no limits, they are twisted!