When I try to break all stereotypes about myself, but circumstances are above me http://i.imgbox.com/EPfxpRG3.gif A source: https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/5y3zmg/me_versus_the_guy_she_told_me_not_to_worry_about/ I appoint the @acolucky and the @tamaralovelace to participate in this round.
post_id | 64,230,074 |
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author | serkagan |
permlink | attempt-comedy-open-mic-round-34-part-1 |
category | comedyopenmic |
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chako5555 | 0 | 128,658,970 | 93.5% | ||
jasen.g1311 | 0 | 103,903,379 | 93.5% | ||
btctoken | 0 | 157,723,597 | 93.5% | ||
bofadeez | 0 | 72,953,943 | 2.75% | ||
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martinshkreli | 0 | 235,384,309 | 93.5% | ||
minnowpond | 0 | 6,050,685,201 | 2.75% | ||
minnowpond1 | 0 | 134,870,119 | 2.75% | ||
thewindowflower | 0 | 216,411,503 | 38.5% | ||
acolucky | 0 | 24,038,757,096 | 33% | ||
ering | 0 | 347,751,840 | 2.75% | ||
harmonicliving | 0 | 672,977,032 | 2.75% | ||
sammyb | 0 | 851,565,612 | 2.75% | ||
johndc13 | 0 | 216,240,688 | 38.5% | ||
medha | 0 | 232,560,139 | 38.5% | ||
idikuci | 0 | 38,364,305,212 | 100% | ||
thebrightness | 0 | 228,837,923 | 93.5% | ||
schulbz | 0 | 192,891,318 | 2.75% | ||
bitfiend | 0 | 2,061,667,846 | 14.1% | ||
belemo | 0 | 4,729,192,086 | 14.1% | ||
thedrayness | 0 | 122,112,145 | 2.75% | ||
thevark | 0 | 594,753,341 | 2.75% | ||
drdeepdick | 0 | 0 | 2.75% | ||
shamrock017 | 0 | 37,806,797 | 2.75% | ||
rngdz | 0 | 206,257,423 | 38.5% | ||
mindcombustion | 0 | 229,617,649 | 93.5% | ||
blockchaindaily | 0 | 1,574,760,610 | 2.75% | ||
bojacktenenbaum | 0 | 229,863,200 | 93.5% | ||
disguarpe | 0 | 3,165,211,979 | 100% | ||
take5 | 0 | 7,715,692,806 | 100% | ||
memeology | 0 | 128,241,733 | 100% | ||
andrecarothers | 0 | 5,783,354,017 | 2.75% | ||
codon | 0 | 221,286,261 | 93.5% | ||
comedyopenmic | 0 | 244,589,273,465 | 14.1% | ||
zip512 | 0 | 116,995,297 | 2.75% | ||
aleks433 | 0 | 1,639,329,079 | 100% | ||
voter000 | 0 | 5,595,459,789 | 2.75% | ||
com-judge | 0 | 1,891,424,387 | 14.1% | ||
papertradez | 0 | 166,503,214 | 2.75% | ||
catarafa | 0 | 521,137,818 | 100% |
**This user is on the @buildawhale blacklist for one or more of the following reasons:** * Spam * Plagiarism * Scam or Fraud
post_id | 64,230,150 |
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author | badcontent |
permlink | re-attempt-comedy-open-mic-round-34-part-1-20181014t124641 |
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root_title | "Attempt - Comedy Open Mic - Round 34. Part 1." |
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Hi serkagan, Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge). This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.) #### Judges: - @take5 - @idikuci - @dollarsandsense If you have any questions or queries please feel free to contact one of the judges or come say hi in discord: [Click Here](https://discord.gg/rddw2Ny) <center>[Click To Vote](https://v2.steemconnect.com/sign/account-witness-vote?witness=comedyopenmic&approve=1) @ComedyOpenMic For Witness And Disrupt The Steem Blockchain With Laughter!<a href="https://v2.steemconnect.com/sign/account-witness-vote?witness=comedyopenmic&approve=1"> <img src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/448711994275659777/454625592675926026/image.jpg" alt="Support COM Banner" style="width:42px;height:42px;border:0;"> </a> <sub>Thank you to @matytan for the great banner </sub></center>
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created | 2018-10-14 13:00:24 |
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root_title | "Attempt - Comedy Open Mic - Round 34. Part 1." |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
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comedyopenmic | 0 | 1,778,578,781,505 | 99.9% |
Haha..you can do it! Jump up!
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author | tamaralovelace | ||||||
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category | comedyopenmic | ||||||
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
serkagan | 0 | 5,535,134,563 | 100% |
I'm constantly trying, haha
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author | serkagan |
permlink | re-tamaralovelace-re-serkagan-20181014t971731z-20181014t130948152z |
category | comedyopenmic |
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created | 2018-10-14 13:09:48 |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
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cryptohustlin | 0 | 757,789,427 | 2.75% | ||
chako5555 | 0 | 128,558,123 | 93.5% | ||
bofadeez | 0 | 72,953,943 | 2.75% | ||
eileenbeach | 0 | 44,062,341 | 2.75% | ||
hookersandblow | 0 | 229,670,683 | 93.5% | ||
magikos | 0 | 228,740,687 | 93.5% | ||
minnowpond | 0 | 6,057,198,779 | 2.75% | ||
minnowpond1 | 0 | 134,870,119 | 2.75% | ||
thewindowflower | 0 | 213,203,589 | 38.5% | ||
cheneats | 0 | 307,167,155 | 100% | ||
ering | 0 | 347,751,840 | 2.75% | ||
harmonicliving | 0 | 672,977,032 | 2.75% | ||
sammyb | 0 | 851,565,612 | 2.75% | ||
iloveghee | 0 | 204,815,575 | 93.5% | ||
johndc13 | 0 | 216,563,198 | 38.5% | ||
tugboatjoe89 | 0 | 230,660,078 | 93.5% | ||
schulbz | 0 | 192,891,318 | 2.75% | ||
bitkmbr | 0 | 231,698,789 | 38.5% | ||
thedrayness | 0 | 122,112,145 | 2.75% | ||
thevark | 0 | 594,753,341 | 2.75% | ||
shamrock017 | 0 | 37,806,797 | 2.75% | ||
rngdz | 0 | 210,607,129 | 38.5% | ||
biancawhite | 0 | 223,445,937 | 93.5% | ||
blockchaindaily | 0 | 1,574,760,610 | 2.75% | ||
steemitla | 0 | 162,508,745 | 38.5% | ||
andrecarothers | 0 | 5,783,354,017 | 2.75% | ||
zip512 | 0 | 116,995,297 | 2.75% | ||
voter000 | 0 | 5,599,255,957 | 2.75% | ||
papertradez | 0 | 172,588,508 | 2.75% | ||
motherboy | 0 | 322,171,101 | 3.33% |
This reminds me of calculus
post_id | 64,236,780 | ||||||
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author | belemo | ||||||
permlink | re-serkagan-20181014t155917582z | ||||||
category | comedyopenmic | ||||||
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root_title | "Attempt - Comedy Open Mic - Round 34. Part 1." | ||||||
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voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
serkagan | 0 | 5,823,660,750 | 100% |
Lol, exactly
post_id | 64,267,053 |
---|---|
author | serkagan |
permlink | re-belemo-re-serkagan-20181015t034419895z |
category | comedyopenmic |
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created | 2018-10-15 03:44:21 |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
desmonid | 0 | 400,126,880 | 2.75% | ||
cryptohustlin | 0 | 730,059,133 | 2.75% | ||
chako5555 | 0 | 131,072,647 | 93.5% | ||
jasen.g1311 | 0 | 104,888,166 | 93.5% | ||
reported | 0 | 151,217,460 | 93.5% | ||
btctoken | 0 | 157,000,616 | 93.5% | ||
bofadeez | 0 | 68,721,462 | 2.75% | ||
eileenbeach | 0 | 40,832,584 | 2.75% | ||
mrainp420 | 0 | 234,623,666 | 38.5% | ||
hookersandblow | 0 | 229,379,871 | 93.5% | ||
martinshkreli | 0 | 234,039,115 | 93.5% | ||
minnowpond | 0 | 5,850,539,434 | 2.75% | ||
minnowpond1 | 0 | 128,553,418 | 2.75% | ||
thewindowflower | 0 | 206,736,756 | 38.5% | ||
ering | 0 | 334,185,015 | 2.75% | ||
harmonicliving | 0 | 648,058,870 | 2.75% | ||
sammyb | 0 | 820,596,790 | 2.75% | ||
iloveghee | 0 | 210,694,139 | 93.5% | ||
bierbeach | 0 | 225,659,052 | 93.5% | ||
schulbz | 0 | 184,524,675 | 2.75% | ||
po27 | 0 | 227,609,217 | 38.5% | ||
thedrayness | 0 | 116,181,297 | 2.75% | ||
thevark | 0 | 572,536,313 | 2.75% | ||
shamrock017 | 0 | 34,814,731 | 2.75% | ||
rngdz | 0 | 219,106,236 | 38.5% | ||
blockchaindaily | 0 | 1,518,825,747 | 2.75% | ||
steemitla | 0 | 162,165,026 | 38.5% | ||
andrecarothers | 0 | 5,582,899,309 | 2.75% | ||
zip512 | 0 | 111,252,684 | 2.75% | ||
voter000 | 0 | 5,404,347,301 | 2.75% | ||
papertradez | 0 | 164,945,703 | 2.75% |
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author | idikuci |
permlink | re-serkagan-attempt-comedy-open-mic-round-34-part-1-20181015t122147166z |
category | comedyopenmic |
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created | 2018-10-15 12:30:00 |
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root_title | "Attempt - Comedy Open Mic - Round 34. Part 1." |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
serkagan | 0 | 5,706,466,071 | 100% | ||
idikuci | 0 | 40,924,822,395 | 100% | ||
bondy007 | 0 | 830,525,920 | 27% |
that's an idea, haha
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author | serkagan |
permlink | re-idikuci-re-serkagan-attempt-comedy-open-mic-round-34-part-1-20181015t195733000z |
category | comedyopenmic |
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created | 2018-10-15 19:57:33 |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
desmonid | 0 | 386,981,088 | 2.75% | ||
cryptohustlin | 0 | 649,652,930 | 2.75% | ||
bofadeez | 0 | 65,314,716 | 2.75% | ||
eileenbeach | 0 | 38,220,093 | 2.75% | ||
minnowpond | 0 | 6,378,715,929 | 2.75% | ||
minnowpond1 | 0 | 123,361,529 | 2.75% | ||
thewindowflower | 0 | 191,608,124 | 38.5% | ||
ering | 0 | 322,980,434 | 2.75% | ||
harmonicliving | 0 | 628,043,923 | 2.75% | ||
sammyb | 0 | 795,551,296 | 2.75% | ||
idikuci | 0 | 15,223,731,641 | 38% | ||
schulbz | 0 | 177,786,060 | 2.75% | ||
thedrayness | 0 | 85,642,223 | 2.75% | ||
thevark | 0 | 554,693,892 | 2.75% | ||
shamrock017 | 0 | 32,334,862 | 2.75% | ||
blockchaindaily | 0 | 1,473,696,414 | 2.75% | ||
andrecarothers | 0 | 5,420,885,678 | 2.75% | ||
zip512 | 0 | 106,607,649 | 2.75% | ||
voter000 | 0 | 5,232,698,727 | 2.75% | ||
papertradez | 0 | 149,349,600 | 2.75% |
Poor little fella... Great analogy of the Steemit community, by the way! :P
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author | dollarsandsense |
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category | comedyopenmic |
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