Experience - Comedy Open Mic - Round 37. Part 2 by serkagan

comedyopenmic · @serkagan · Nov 10 '18

$0.12

Experience - Comedy Open Mic - Round 37. Part 2

When I always say fishing is my vocation

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RipeEnviousIraniangroundjay-size_restricted.gif

A source: http://www.etoland.co.kr/bbs/board.php?bo_table=etohumor01&wr_id=781726&page=2

I appoint the @take5 and the @steemmatt to participate in this round.

👍 comedyopenmic, acolucky, magnata, minnowpond, andrecarothers, voter000, idikuci, rahul.stan, blockchaindaily, cryptohustlin, bitfiend, disguarpe, sammyb, belemo, harmonicliving, thevark, com-judge, desmonid, ering, memeology, brainmechanc9en, rngdz, schulbz, papertradez, minnowpond1, zip512, thewindowflower, steemitla, medha, fosterswisdom, johndc13, thebrightness, cnmtz, chako5555, wowmiko, bofadeez, po27, magikos, jasen.g1311, reported, bitcoindon23, martinshkreli, tugboatjoe89, mrainp420, ozioziozio, eileenbeach, shamrock017, thedrayness, u25b2x, drdeepdick

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@comedyschool · Nov 10 '18

$1.57

Hi serkagan, 
 
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
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@serkagan · Nov 12 '18

$0.02

Thank you very much

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@nummulshrma · Nov 10 '18

Dolphins are not an enemy of anything you have to save them not making a video...not funny

Posted using [Partiko Android](https://steemit.com/@partiko-android)

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@serkagan · Nov 10 '18

$0.02

The video is not about enemies, but about the process of fishing, can you imagine what it is?

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@magnata · Nov 10 '18

$0.03

the main thing to hold tight haha

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@serkagan · Nov 12 '18

$0.02

Thank you very much

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