THE HOT NEW TREND IN BEARDS by sift666

funny · @sift666 · Mar 8 '17

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THE HOT NEW TREND IN BEARDS

The Circle Beard - I LOLED so hard my omelette came out my nose!

![2An612s.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmdLQ54RVEzjQQuMUd5HAV9CUmwuuAzraXjbyMHmjJdDxX/2An612s.jpg)

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@robyneggs · Mar 8 '17

just no
lol

👍 sift666

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@lifeworship · Mar 8 '17

Being a long time "sufferer" of male pattern baldness, and the owner of a goatee reaching up to 18 inches, I've been threatening to perform a beard comb-over for years. I've never done it seriously, and I couldn't do what this person has done. Funny though.

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@sift666 · Mar 9 '17

Maybe this is more you?

https://i.imgsafe.org/0d19a3cf9d.jpg

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@lifeworship · Mar 9 '17

Unlikely, I have better things to do than play with the hair on my face. I have my goatee, and I cut all the rest, except my eyebrows and lashes. If I could get rid of all of it, permanently, cheaply, and painlessly, I would. This guy has waaaaayyyy too much time on his hands and nothing of value to contribute.

👍 sift666, lifeworship

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@dreemit · Mar 8 '17

Oh my God, hahaha!! Your omelet? That is a feat ;)

👍 sift666

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@bguerrero1986 · Mar 8 '17

is that a chilli bowl on the face dammit..,.,lol keep up the good work././btw can you follow me thank you

👍 sift666

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@dwinblood · Mar 8 '17

Is this when an Amish person decides they agree with Skinheads?

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@dwinblood · Mar 8 '17

Reminds me a lot of someone I knew in my youth and haven't seen for decades.   He looked a bit like that in the face, and would do crazy stuff.    I would not be surprised to see him do this.  His name was Gareld.

👍 sift666

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@richq11 · Mar 8 '17

Not just no, but HELL FUCKING NO!!!

👍 sift666

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@sift666 · Mar 9 '17

I think this look could suit Donald Trump too!

https://i.imgsafe.org/0d19c9ebc6.png

👍 sift666

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