STEM也能让人笑一笑 by softmetal

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· @softmetal · (edited)
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STEM也能让人笑一笑
STEM,简单的说,包括的就是那一大堆看着就让人头大理工科。虽然提到理工科就让人想到一堆数学公式和物理方程,但也不能忘了STEM人也有一颗幽默的心。

比如有这样一个笑话:

>Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

翻译成汉语是:

两个化学家走进餐馆。
一个化学家说:我来杯水。
第二个化学家说:我也来杯水。然后他死了。

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这笑话是不是有点冷?为啥第二个化学家同样也喝水,但是死了呢?问题在于他说的是H2O too!因为too与two发音相同,所以H2O too就是H2O2了。

H2O是水,H2O2就不是水了,而是双氧水。双氧水,又叫过氧化氢,不能喝,会对人体产生伤害。比如[百度](https://baike.baidu.com/item/过氧化氢)上说:

>由于双氧水的腐蚀性,皮肤接触大量双氧水后,可能会发白。但这并不是什么“美白”,而是皮肤受创的标志。短暂的皮肤嫩白效果是被双氧水腐蚀造成的,对皮肤有害且无法持久。

>通过其腐蚀性直接伤害人体;通过其强氧化性,引起脂质过氧化;双氧水大量进入血液,有可能因此导致动脉或静脉气体栓塞。

因此第二个H2O too的化学家也就die了。所以懂点化学知识也是有好处的,不然的话会错过好多笑话呢。

**References**

https://www.inorganicventures.com/fun-chemists
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