Handy New Technology - A Stroke Of Genius by steemmatt

punchline · @steemmatt · Jul 10 '18 (edited)

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Handy New Technology - A Stroke Of Genius

I have no idea how this is possible, but know that 99% of men and 0% of women "went there" in their heads with its potential for long distance relationships.

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@steemmatt

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@belemo · Jul 9 '18

We'll finally have internet babies

👍 steemmatt

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@aulnyaksyabandi · Jul 9 '18

Are you kidding me!
It is wonderful application.
Have a good day @steemmatt

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@bluetower · Jul 9 '18

5 bucks says @Idkuci will break this machine the first day by getting his ballsack stuck

👍 steemmatt

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@mgood · Jul 9 '18 (edited)

Cyber groping 101. I'm waiting for the 1st lawsuit.  :-) This should be interesting.

👍 steemmatt

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@powerupme · Jul 9 '18

Hmmm nice technology , really amazing .
Finally have internet babies . Good job , carry on .


Thanks for sharing @steemmatt
Upvote you .

👍 steemmatt

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