He Definitely Didn't Use A Paper Wallet by steemmatt

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He Definitely Didn't Use A Paper Wallet
This may be hard to stomach, but there are some people who take being in control of their private keys far beyond just having a Nano.

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Security... _security..._

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@jerrytsuseer · 
<center>I _started_ to watch "This is Spinal Tap" 2 nights ago...couldn't get
Into it. So I guess I don't 'get' this .gif, but hey! I'll go along ha ha.
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@steemmatt · 
Are you familiar with what a Ledger Nano is for storing your private keys for your cryptocurrency holdings?
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@jerrytsuseer · 
Nope, no idea. I mean, the name "Ledger Nano" sounds
Familiar, but I don't have any 'cryptocurrency holdings'
Other than what is here in my meager bank account.
The price of Steem is higher right now than it has 
Been in a year seems like, if there were an easy
Way to convert to real hard USD, I'd do it.
But there isn't, so I will just dream on.
Why do you ask @steemmatt?
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