Juggling Life After Soccer by steemmatt

punchline · @steemmatt · Sep 12 '18

$1.57

Juggling Life After Soccer

Ronaldinho hated cutting his trademark hair for the job, but he got a real kick out of being able to achieve his goal of fighting crime after retirement.

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@steemmatt

👍 steemwizards, lordvader, punchline, brahma, zhangyong, mightpossibly, theregularguy, coruscate, hanzappedfirst, beerbloke, acolucky, roundhere, notb4mycoffee, bluetower, tamaralovelace, passion-fruit, steemship, nerdnews, raised2b, mgood, calypso, vera-vaders-ea, jimshorts, kylo-ren, weirdnews, ninjamike, povilas, digna, rmsbodybuilding, rj1, herantidote, markzuckerbergs

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@tamaralovelace · Sep 12 '18

$0.03

now there's a man that knows how to handle his pistol!

👍 steemmatt, mgood

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@steemmatt · Sep 12 '18

You should see what happens when he runs out of bullets...

👍 roundhere

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@mgood · Sep 12 '18

$0.04

Repeater!

👍 steemmatt, englishtchrivy, mgood

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@steemmatt · Sep 13 '18 (edited)

"A firearm that fires several shots without reloading."

👍 mgood

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