Ode To My Hotel Bed In Kraków - My God, It's Beautiful... by steemmatt

punchline · @steemmatt · Nov 6 '18 (edited)

$2.00

Ode To My Hotel Bed In Kraków - My God, It's Beautiful...

- Last min SteemFest ticket.
- Get to plane gate with nerves of steel exactly at boarding time to then immediately have it delayed (of course).
- 8+ hour flight sandwiched between a large and merciless Hungarian army who kept laughing at how miserable they were making me.
- Nice connection flight from Budapest to Krakow with a beautiful view.
- ~2 hours waiting for the damn bus two cute blondes told me to take from the airport after they bought me a ticket.
- 45 mins on the winding bus trip that made a million local stops to pick up old women with push carts.
- Taxi from where the bus dropped me off since it was way short.
- Not a second of sleep.

Dear bed, I love you.

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@steemmatt

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@tamaralovelace · Nov 6 '18

$0.03

oh, how i love my bed, and i haven't even gone anywhere!  keep us up to date on your journey....i'm gonna go next year!!

👍 steemmatt

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@acolucky · Nov 6 '18

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One back at you. Congrats on the trip.

👍 steemmatt, acolucky

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@redrica · Nov 7 '18

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Great to hear you decided to make it! Looking forward to meeting you :)

👍 steemmatt

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@steemmatt · Nov 9 '18 (edited)

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Unless I blacked out, I haven't found you yet!  Don't miss me tomorrow!!

👍 redrica

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@redrica · Nov 9 '18

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Funny how we haven't bumped into each other yet!!

👍 steemmatt

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