Thrifting & Recycling Bloopers - 13 Super Weird / Funny Things I've Found by steemmatt

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Thrifting & Recycling Bloopers - 13 Super Weird / Funny Things I've Found
## For your entertainment, please enjoy this special edition show...
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#### All cats, run for all of your lives.
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![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmRVwv3SDuUY16fd8tV4t5YM3m8VYgdEGuJFw8RqjVmv76/image.png)

#### Does anyone know the use case for this?
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![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmW8h2SXMVDF1mLBJNCFGxkhopXPn8Yf6JrkcoCgQhHbYa/image.png)

#### Who wants a nightmare?
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![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmWmuecpH7dh1CunfgzubyosqvcTg6vqAxV8YzJPAWAXBU/image.png)

#### The original Popcorn Express. If I had more space, I'd have taken it.
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![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmbYfcUt2phXa9Yy3w1eWh8TxnRDAMQ8gFh9b7FT4HCpSt/image.png)

#### 51% funny, 49% creepy.
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![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmdCLreV4woKpUf52CQWEW2YAwZFY3KE4EaEvfvSKSrspb/image.png)

#### Luxury art can be really really weird.
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![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmZ3FwpE83dJ6V3eb42nKw9Sp9vNFwoZAehFV4Zf4K6roC/image.png)

A closer look?

![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmQ1Cvpod6iRg1FRkP3zy4T7FE5bPXMf1xLDetT6dTxraT/image.png)

Impressed or depressed that this is trash?

![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmcoaaqeDQ5ZMx5fHZjkZyZPSzjQgCbXohkP85qJvN9VhK/image.png)

#### Oh deer...
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![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQma7dC5Xiz2ZEXFQBFHDzFbnyLDN8FR3JDYUp8yaWKztwR/image.png)

#### Apparently huge Oreo candles are a thing.
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![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmSNEFiHXsHYWEiUB59iioYZgB88fD9HEDPbRTjm68S754/image.png)

#### Outside fish tank whaaaatt?
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![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmdBGNBRc3W1DXGoWHDStPA5RerNtwjtxpqdbbFZaSU3tV/image.png)

#### Deep regrets about not getting this USB office desk missile launcher.
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![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmfFs5ChAv9o4i2wNjh9MTytM8Sqf2GuvmfXHt7o4frYhz/image.png)

#### Who needs a Lambo when you can find a free convertible? 
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![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmPQBVywrPrgciZLbd67HDfKcofNEYknAwFNJZuLZCzEaj/image.png)

![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmbZx5z3c7W7fDJd7HqhibfyU25TpGqZGvPyYXu4VM7amv/image.png)

#### Someone's apology clearly wasn't accepted. 
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![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmYUq5rhSktTa3vP1pQrYkoc4nQNBi31vfaDw9oAM5ak6P/image.png)

#### I kept my distance, but needed to capture this shot for the Steem blockchain. 
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![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmPepxjzBKPkKQ4MedUKw25HzTKocnX518sXvKLPkTCqQY/image.png)

_Bonus: I can't find the pics now, but I once found penis weight/extension kit in the children's toy section of a thrift store. I immediately reported it to management to remove, but Whhhaaattt Theeeee Ffffffff?_

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#### Not so funny, and why I spend most of my time recycling instead of thrifting. Get the picture?
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![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmatxEkxEjHT1aFwMFV3jycQLgqWA4ZhNSMp468z2QnNpq/image.png)

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@ddrfr33k ·
Yeah, there are some weird things to be found on Amazon. That's where the yodeling pickle and the inflatable cat horn are easiest found.

As to that last pic, that's really sad.  That's not cool...
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@meesterboom ·
What a collection and ouch, what a huge amount of waste!
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@steemmatt ·
That's just one part of one street as part of one block, and my city has endless blocks. It's sickening.
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@pennsif ·
Not quite so profitable as usual - but interesting none the less.

(Who thinks up these things...)
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@sparkesy43 ·
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When you think your idea is stupid, just remember that someone sat in a marketing meeting and pitched an idea for an inflatable unicorn horn for cats....

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@steemmatt ·
Likewise, they legal counsel sorely failed to warn them of the false advertising risks for saying that cats love it.
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@jeffjagoe ·
What a bunch of random stufff haha I always love your recycling/thrift posts, very inspiring to open my eyes to curb during the bulk pickup months 

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@steemmatt · (edited)
Ironically, this is a weekly pickup volume in my city. For suburbs, the bulk pickup months might be a gold mine for you, although others might be gearing up with trucks. Resort to your battlefield flanking tactics to succeed.
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@theabsolute ·
The last pic is a sex toy, but about half of those items could be sex toys. Also, the Bentley is supposed to be a Mini (which is only *slightly* smaller than actual size)
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@steemmatt ·
Thank you for correcting my lack of knowledge for kids power wheel replicas. In hindsight, what a gaffe.
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@apanamamama ·
Funny/crazy stuff. That is  lot of trash there! Wow!
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