When Warthogs Fly by steemmatt

punchline · @steemmatt · Apr 14 '18 (edited)

$8.77

When Warthogs Fly

Breaking footage* of people's champion @idikuci (aka @steemnsfw) silently protesting Steemit's pro-linear rewards conference.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GrouchySlimyKudu-size_restricted.gif

*non-insertable

@steemmatt

[Source](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GrouchySlimyKudu-size_restricted.gif)

👍 steemwizards, lordvader, punchline, hanshotfirst, brahma, mightpossibly, steemmatt, theregularguy, coruscate, raised2b, calypso, acolucky, hanzappedfirst, idikuci, beerbloke, steemship, thevillan, carlossoublette, nerdnews, roundhere, blue-pencil, notb4mycoffee, vera-vaders-ea, kylo-ren, rmsbodybuilding, weirdnews, jimshorts, sbi4, povilas, digna, stolni, salli35, rj1, herantidote, sesshomaru, ianinche, ademas, ckay657

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@thevillan · Apr 15 '18

$0.04

Haha lmao that's a good one :D

👍 steemmatt

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@acolucky · Apr 15 '18

$0.14

I love when that dude tries to swat the penis out the sky. You can't buy tickets to anything more entertaining then that.

👍 mightpossibly, steemmatt

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@steemmatt · Apr 15 '18

$0.04

Rejected by Yao Ding!

👍 acolucky

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@hanshotfirst · Apr 16 '18

$0.07

This reminds me of the greatest song ever recorded.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

👍 steemmatt

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@steemmatt · Apr 16 '18

Jesus you are right.  I wonder if his female fans had him autograph their toys.

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@steemmatt · Apr 16 '18

$0.22

Did you also consider the risk of this song getting stuck in my head?  I know you did and I hope you'll share the remedy.

👍 hanshotfirst

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@hanshotfirst · Apr 16 '18

$0.05

Do you have a fever? If so, there is only one cure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TklM2-lSby4

👍 steemmatt

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