JOKES I WROTE MYSELF - TOUGH TOENAILS! by surfyogi

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JOKES I WROTE MYSELF - TOUGH TOENAILS! by surfyogi

funny · @surfyogi · Jan 15 '18

$40.82

JOKES I WROTE MYSELF - TOUGH TOENAILS!

<h2>When my kids would complain and whine about things, at first I would explain why and be patient. 
<br> Later I would just say: </h2>
<h2><center> “Tough Toenails” </center> </h2>

![TOUGH TOENAILS.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmZgfowyT5bebVyRbw364JVCXaXVVGtfk33jsZ16mayETr/TOUGH%20TOENAILS.jpg)

<h3><center>
Then they would say:
“Dad! Stop saying Tough Toenails, we don’t like it!”</center></h3>

<h1><center>

"OK..   Tough Tamales”

“DAD!!”

“Ok, ok
Tough Tacos!”

DAD!!!!

“Tough Titties?”
</center></h1>
![Skin-Diamond-Tough Titties.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmXH4DQFw4fRNZphaFQPXETBFMaKrYUwugJC1F4RhE3eHQ/Skin-Diamond-Tough%20Titties.jpg)


<br>
Tough Turds  (no pic necessary)

Tough Times  (we all know about those...)

Tuff Toerings!

![tacky toerings 2.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmPL8ANVxfVegE1EdyvNv3fd7TpDpyPgjustrmccrks9at/tacky%20toerings%202.jpg)

<br>
Tuff Tacos
![Evanni-Solei-Feet-tough tacos.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmdRewpXsHffSwxUru9srY8QhZ9uVabxHakATYCkKa96Ew/Evanni-Solei-Feet-tough%20tacos.jpg)

Tasty Toenails


Tasty Toerings

![tastey toerings.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmSa9usqV5edcqRzz1T6AgGtfgTTiJJQypDhkUGVLnZW7S/tastey%20toerings.jpg)

Tight Toenails
![tighter toenails.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmY6eNa3VMAM8FhfmWKvd2Vt2n22ZSouNeYWRXj8b1qtPU/tighter%20toenails.jpg)

Tacky Toenails!
![tacky toenails.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmPWEbJTthK87BqVP5pjvQZc5GWdTsc9J8f4ZBPWgEBPVy/tacky%20toenails.jpg)

Tough Tires
![Skin-Diamond-Feet-heels tires.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmQgW3JBVVsgQKdxirh7hVHrTyRAPuVPUWJY5awWG5VnbJ/Skin-Diamond-Feet-heels%20tires.jpg)

TUFF TOKENS!
![steem-3.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmTqBPMt6yAtvy3YpH6vANrCjmMdTZ1hbdU5RYgZFdwQ43/steem-3.jpg)


<h1><center>TUFF LOVE can be a real BITCH!</center></h1>

![Evanni-Solei-Feet Toe Nails Bikini Print 2.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmXD9F6N2dHZi3axKi4uxXuQAR5ycpkiwxSKGPLWKity4o/Evanni-Solei-Feet%20Toe%20Nails%20Bikini%20Print%202.jpg)

<h5>All Images - Evanni Solei, Penthouse, and FootFetishDaily.com</h5>

👍 punchline, trafalgar, teamsteem, surfyogi, roxane, stackin, drpuffnstuff, rawpride, gloglo, iodin, daio, dj123, jznsamuel, youareyourowngod, pnc, mayasiam, idikuci, thatgermandude, mrs.agsexplorer, jeezzle, journeyoflife, kp138, sandrina.life, berkah, bitcoiner, sieses, gulshannsaini, hitmeasap, bluetower, yakubenko, ackza, sheikh27, greenstar, emmanuel250998, rehan12, alokkoshal, sumonsha, ghiyats, lusdon, hardcorejokes, aligaby89, drawingpencill, andreina89, phillips93, nurulsafitri, abontikazaman, slayer10, iskandarr, anik-hassan, makkizakki, john50, markzuckerbergs, sid9999, elenasteem

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@jeezzle · Jan 15 '18

$0.66

I like it. Tough token for sure.   I think we might have a little dip but I think we're going to be heading towards $60 by this time next year.

👍 surfyogi

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@aquia10 · Jan 15 '18

$0.64

FootFetish :))

👍 surfyogi

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@surfyogi · Jan 15 '18

$0.08

I want to start an Improv Group on Steemit and I could use some volunteers!
This is really a great intro for an improv act that could just take off, and go up and up and up.

I am only beginning to understand how funny this can be and grow into...

👍 thatgermandude

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@thatgermandude · Jan 15 '18

$0.57

I knew it all along! You are trying to build an Underground Foot Fetish Ring here on Steem! Sadly I'm not into that, more of a classical tits and ass guy here...

👍 surfyogi

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2 replies

@beyfendi · Jan 15 '18

$0.70

It is really interesting.Let 's see what happens as time goes on. :)))@surfyogi

👍 surfyogi, beyfendi

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@darksea · Jan 15 '18 (edited)

$0.64

So good :)))))

👍 surfyogi

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@surfyogi · Jan 15 '18

If it made you laugh, please share it with others!

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@slayer10 · Jan 15 '18

$0.62

The most interesting sharing I've seen for a long time. :) But thanks for sharing. Also the nail polish colors are quite remarkable :) Feet is a separate subject :) @surfyogi

👍 surfyogi

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@surfyogi · Jan 15 '18

Someday I'll get a standup act together but right now I'm working on the material.

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@slayer10 · Jan 15 '18

I am sure the result will be successful.

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@hanzade · Jan 15 '18

$0.61

interesting sharing . I don't like Foot Fetish.

👍 surfyogi

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@surfyogi · Jan 15 '18

It's ok, IF U show me your toes.

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@john50 · Jan 15 '18

$0.68

amazing post i like it upvoted and resteemed

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@surfyogi · Jan 15 '18

Thankyou!

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@snrm · Jan 15 '18

$0.45

Dad jokes make for top tier content on here. We don't get enough of it...

👍 surfyogi

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@surfyogi · Jan 15 '18

I agree! 
I love Dad jokes.  
It can be hard work making your kids laugh but if you teach them, they will teach their kids too..

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@bllslnylmz1 · Jan 15 '18

$0.61

ı love foot :))

👍 surfyogi

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@surfyogi · Jan 15 '18

SHOW ME YOUR TOES RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN!

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@bllslnylmz1 · Jan 15 '18

I want to do this privately :)

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@kp138 · Jan 15 '18

$0.59

Tough Tapioca. That’s all I got in 1 min of thinking about it. Post was funny tho 😀

👍 surfyogi

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@surfyogi · Jan 15 '18

BELIEVE ME I THOUGHT OF THAT ONE but the images were just not suitable... ;-)

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@phillips93 · Jan 15 '18

$0.47

Hello very interesting friend post as your children grow up you will see how they change, greetings good post

👍 surfyogi

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@surfyogi · Jan 15 '18

Yes, one is already an adult, and I don't think they read my blog...

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@phillips93 · Jan 15 '18

He has understood if they are sure they will not read it good night brother

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@masril · Jan 15 '18

a very good post, I really like posting @surfyogi.

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@emmanuel250998 · Jan 15 '18

$0.43

hahaha good post my friend @surfyogi you are the man... Greetings bro :)

👍 surfyogi

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@surfyogi · Jan 15 '18

Show me your Toes?

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@emmanuel250998 · Jan 15 '18

I'm a footballer, so I've got them terrible hahaha @surfyogi

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@fazlehassan · Jan 15 '18

$0.45

amazing post. i like it.not only me but also everybody like it.So thanks for sharing with us...

👍 surfyogi

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@surfyogi · Jan 15 '18

Show me your toes?!

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@sumonsha · Jan 15 '18

Interesting ![image](https://img.esteem.ws/zocriezgpi.jpg)

👍 sumonsha

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@surfyogi · Jan 15 '18

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I really didn't expect people to start showing me their TOES!

👍 sayee

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@journeyoflife · Jan 15 '18

$2.20

Imagine they use it for their kids too :D

👍 echowhale, echosupport, surfyogi, journeyoflife, babyechowhale

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@surfyogi · Jan 15 '18

Please resteem me.

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@doccrypto · Jan 15 '18

$1.17

Wow spicey post surfyogi!

👍 doccrypto, surfyogi

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@alokkoshal · Jan 15 '18

$0.49

Omg... What was that😂😂😂😂

👍 surfyogi

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@surfyogi · Jan 15 '18

Please resteem it.

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@alokkoshal · Jan 15 '18

Sir, One of your post said we can contact you on steemchat but I guess you don't respond there

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@bluetower · Jan 15 '18

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Tough love can indeed be a bitch. But if it's wasn't for tough love how would I have been able to convince my kids to send me 50 percent of their salaries each month so that I can fulfill my dream to become a famous Steemian ?

👍 surfyogi

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@surfyogi · Jan 15 '18

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Funny joke!

👍 bluetower

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@bluetower · Jan 15 '18

Haha thanks !

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@markzuckerbergs · Jan 15 '18

HAHA funny

👍 markzuckerbergs

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@sheikh27 · Jan 15 '18

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impressive art work on toe nail, i like tough tires.

👍 surfyogi

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@shawon123 · Jan 15 '18

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Seriously incredible .

👍 surfyogi

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@sid9999 · Jan 15 '18

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@surfyogi this is really so funny I can't stop laughing in public place after reading your punchline I started laughing out so loudly that people near by me started seeing at me that what's wrong with this guy........... Wonderful post man keep it up @surfyogi !!

👍 surfyogi

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@surfyogi · Jan 15 '18 (edited)

Pretty funny, I will do more!

Please share with your friends and resteem if it made you laugh?

And show me your TOES?!

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@mintu13 · Jan 15 '18

Amazing and nice post
Thanks for sharing

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@humaidi · Jan 15 '18

Cool my friend..

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@aamaksal · Jan 15 '18

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Very good post my friend.
really very beautiful. I love it

👍 surfyogi

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@surfyogi · Jan 15 '18

YES, but will u show me your toes!?

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@aamaksal · Jan 15 '18

may please, I love five fingers to be garnished

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@aamaksal · Jan 15 '18

thanks for viting his friends. happy to follow you and I will always faithfully follow you. and I will resteem your post

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@agusscout · Jan 15 '18

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A good idea and interesting friends. All of this relates to toenails. The photos are very good and make me focus more on the pictures. Thank you friend.

👍 surfyogi

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@nomita · Jan 15 '18

hahaha really funny post...

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@anik-hassan · Jan 15 '18

Nice post upvoted and resteeme done

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@trafalgar · Jan 15 '18

$10.12

this was a really strange post but I read it all the way through for some reason...

👍 trafalgar, surfyogi

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@surfyogi · Jan 15 '18 (edited)

Show us your toes!
Show you mine if you show me yours!

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@abontikazaman · Jan 15 '18

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its really so interesting......@ .......enjoyable thing.....i wonder.......how possible to arrange this..........you are just outstanding .............so cute collection.......keep it up......

👍 surfyogi

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@raisa.marzan · Jan 15 '18

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wow! how sweet toerings. i like toerings so much or always i use it. nice post friends.

👍 surfyogi

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@surfyogi · Jan 15 '18

All U ladies! Show us your toes!

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@fauzanhaikal · Jan 15 '18

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Wooow, pretty nails her ,,, wear what paint it is. I resteem yes ,,, do not forget to upvote my blog friend yes

👍 surfyogi

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@sandrina.life · Jan 15 '18

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Tuff Toerings are nice. Ok, I got you have a fetish for feet. Have a look at my youtube channel if you do, because I publish a lot of feet massages (My feet)

👍 surfyogi

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@surfyogi · Jan 15 '18 (edited)

Hi Sandrina!
I still want you to chat me up on steemit chat... sorry there are so many messengers out there, but it's good place to meetup with steemit members for the first time. Like a coffee shop we trust were we can talk?
And yes, I am enjoying my new foot fetish I started today, when I was writing jokes.. so I'll go look at your Toes! I'm good at foot massages too..

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@sandrina.life · Jan 15 '18

here you go! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSwZly8J5SpH9sR-YO5M2xA?view_as=subscriber
I don't really chat on any app, I feel I have nothing to say and I don't want to waste time to talk with people that maybe I meet and I don't click!

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@surfyogi · Jan 15 '18

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Nice toes in this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLmQ4zqappU

I did not know about the fish thing; I have been to Bangkok but never got a pedicure.. from fish.
I will have to think for a while if that is sexy or gross.

👍 sandrina.life

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@ahlawat · Jan 15 '18

NICE  JOKES

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@awakeningartist · Jan 15 '18

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I dono what this feeling is now 😂

👍 awakeningartist

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@gulshannsaini · Jan 15 '18

Hahaha... What was that... It's not only toenails..

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@youareyourowngod · Jan 15 '18

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FootFetishDaily.com

my new homepage

👍 surfyogi, youareyourowngod

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@aligaby89 · Jan 15 '18

Hello, excellent friend, you joke with your children, I imagine you will not see this post. I will be waiting for your good post to learn. I am new to the community. Greetings

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@andreina89 · Jan 15 '18

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Greetings friends good post

👍 surfyogi

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@sharifulislamm · Jan 15 '18

Wow really  it is good.
Keep up it thank you for share

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@jamjamfood · Jan 15 '18

We should tag this as #NSFW

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@surfyogi · Jan 15 '18 (edited)

NO WE SHOULD NOT, and that's HALF THE POINT man

IF 10 people told me that, organically, WITHOUT solicitation of opinion, I would believe it, otherwise, it's a reflection of you...

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@jamjamfood · Jan 15 '18

So, you mean that I have to find 9 more people to build a solid opinion?

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@rehan12 · Jan 16 '18

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Yeah never really thought of bringing toe stuff such a hot way lol !

👍 surfyogi

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@surfyogi · Jan 18 '18 (edited)

Is is socially acceptable to admit you love TOES?
I'm not sure.. 
Maybe I can be the next publisher of TOENAIL MAGAZINE?

👍 rehan12

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@rehan12 · Jan 18 '18

Well if that becomes the case ,You will rock with that magazine ;)
I am sure !

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@sayee · Jan 18 '18

Did you know that silver toe rings were worn to actually bring down the high blood pressure? I came across that recently. Women in our place wear a lot of gold ornaments and that increases BP and silver it seems neutralizes it. Silver is also believed to ward off spirits

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@gloglo · Jan 20 '18

I love my foot and I take care of it well. Its one of the things I love about me. Nice post... daring too.

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