洗水池的玩笑 by susanli3769

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洗水池的玩笑
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在美国有种说笑的话:要买房子就买10年左右的,因为,那样房子本身的一些问题前主人基本上全部修/换好了。

我们家的房子房龄5 年,现在陆陆续续出现一些小毛病。最近发现每次洗碗的时候,地板上总是会出现一滩水。原本以为是洗碗的时候水从洗水台上滲下去的,并没有在意。这周才发现,原来是从吸水盆旁边漏下去的。这不,只能找人修啦。

可是修理工要下周才有时间。今天晚上在吃饭的时候,老公对我说,你这几天不往在吸水盆里“丢”东西。我回了一句,“我哪天往里面丢东西”?并做了个重重往下摔的手势。

婆婆笑着接口对老公说“哪天你要是听到Susan 摔锅摔碗,赶快要躲开。那说明她生气了。” 老公说,“我一定赶快从门口躲出去。”

每天吃完饭后,都是我负责洗碗筷。老公正要和婆婆到楼上去,突然一个滑手,一把切牛扒的刀从盘子里滑落掉进了水盆中。“哐铛”。我马上对老公说“喔,我刚把刀丢进水盆里了。” 

老公反应很快,马上接口说,“那我得赶快跑,哦,可是我妈把我的去路给堵了。” 惹得大家哈哈大笑。

算是饭后玩笑,希望逗大家开心一刻。
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@littleksroad ·
拍拍拍
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@wilhb81 ·
啊,说到洗水槽,我这里前天才爬上去屋顶去清洗一轮 XD

大力拍拍~
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@cloudblade ·
Good 啪啪啪
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