If I'm working out, then we're all working out by theabsolute

punchline · @theabsolute · Nov 6 '18

$1.14

If I'm working out, then we're all working out

I'm working on making my goldfish bench press his own weight next

https://media1.giphy.com/media/3xz2BrtIc89HzgFiBG/200w.gif

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@steemitboard · Nov 7 '18

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@heremonium · Nov 7 '18

Marine cats, take cover 

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👍 heremonium, theabsolute, justsayings

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