<html> <p>When you're just about to jump into the hotel pool, ready for a relaxing evening after a tough business meeting.</p> <p>Then you hear a kid say: "It's ok mom, I don't have to go anymore."</p> <p><img src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/uWjGsU3kr7otG6g9L03qAb23BH_sD4mhOGGORarQty9B-pvp-CFUqFTfIUV0GAIDyycgOZadMbGyE6FzxHyiSjnYBw_RGmw_B7ofJGfX3uE2B7qOzl4U0fUefKXzkHX3yBNqVAqIZ2YDlOcg2BjYzq1SHW95GRZA256It5eaDyBOrnUl0GF9TJ0WQyFu6hHuNliKmf6aXixnQNGAownZrSzOkVve0WJTom0h4ujJfGHfsA8rVYdSxabpqnzcW0SQ6pXFB70Q6DW-1H_l10I9RQVz9SrUTQWBRhfUXWzDdPkpTf11daNA57L02bDRFPBoYhDK1G0SJmf7K3Q_rYfcMmozGfp8QNa6gNj_KTU6pw35PeDtGrPrUhNY-kG5Fyx_SydZFELd209nDH8jixsP3TCEbcirhdQi1DCQ0j6Z22n71gyI77qspK7-_6_D16ChGJ39eswVXxPlDFLQ9NqN5Fe-99--8AFbhZHr74NDSnOK-hiN9Fu4qW-x46JV2GlqCsGgfdq9PkbaEbfTtYYhSPtYTBRVjRnQaNjY7gz55KlRl6knLmOkZoAV4oPA8Er7q4KI0bAn5ZD3ZRm3b18pnj-9pGBTrj6rTiF5fEw=w361-h271-no" width="361" height="271"/></p> <p>Hey, you go to the hot tub: the fat, hairy guy making his own bubbles included. </p> <p>The half-person tub back in your room never looked so appealing. </p> <p>*<em>gif from GIPHY</em></p> <p><br></p> <p><br></p> </html>
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| author | thedailylaugh |
| permlink | jumping-into-hot-water |
| category | punchline |
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| created | 2018-01-21 15:16:27 |
| last_update | 2018-01-21 15:19:00 |
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| last_payout | 2018-01-28 15:16:27 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
| promoted | 0.000 SBD |
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| root_title | "Jumping into hot water" |
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