I. Am. A. Fucking. Noob!!! by thedamus

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· @thedamus · (edited)
$8.40
I. Am. A. Fucking. Noob!!!
Hi friends! 

So as an addendum to “Ow My Balls: Redux” allow me to present my recent stupid-fuckery...

On the eve, of the MR3 i loaded my bitcoin bill and posted a story about it here:

https://steemit.com/steemsilvergold/@thedamus/bitcoin-bill-is-loaded

Now because i was all “amped” for the MR3 and because it was all happening fast, and because i felt like i was *inside*  i posted this pick without really thinking about it... 

![BE66921C-579D-484C-B9B6-94E2F55598A3.jpeg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmafFGs3D2WJo3JS7tdDhjg1QCuMAMGdVuwyh3wgRdx3n2/BE66921C-579D-484C-B9B6-94E2F55598A3.jpeg)

So peeps could have a look at what was loaded on bill... But i fucked up! ‘cause with this

![49A88481-4529-45B8-8CC1-E694F7CB3F67.jpeg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmTenxuVxNCe3RdyHq8HhUwqQqvoaXuWDa9FiwQ9CfGF9E/49A88481-4529-45B8-8CC1-E694F7CB3F67.jpeg)

 The contents of the bill become available... i fucked up! I was excited! I was not the suspicious mofo i usually am, and i “revealed” thesecret that should have been @matthewwarns’s alone! 

Anyway, some one of you realized my mistake and swept the bill 8hrs after i had loaded it. Congrats — you dirtbag thief! — you just made off with about 20-22 usd... 

Anyway, MW and i worked it out, and he *already* has what was promised, and, a letter en route for his amusement that was sent while i still thought the bill was intact.

But Really!!!? If it was someone from SSG that stole this loot, then congrats! You get the *curse of @thedamus,* and if yer a rando, then fair game mofo! ...but you’re still a pos for robbing someone’s prize! ...and my curses have *actual* clout that you will soon be introduced to — you will see... and you won’t  like it. 

But whatever... my conscience is clear! 

Now check this shit out!!! I just got my PObox outta’ hock and i have some new groceries!!! 

![B84A515C-D86D-4DC6-87E7-E21A8FBC80FC.jpeg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmaEYDtCkZL86e32mjvA95CrpyPN5J6sDPvsCKp9qe5kgE/B84A515C-D86D-4DC6-87E7-E21A8FBC80FC.jpeg)

![57DC756B-BF9A-4B7B-BCE2-B29CBC1DA916.jpeg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmazJer8CrPFrS3jMfNY17E5B1a91PtcyrYNgn7yyBpCnF/57DC756B-BF9A-4B7B-BCE2-B29CBC1DA916.jpeg)

Stay tuned! 😜😁😂⚡️🍆🕺⚡️

Cheers! from @thedamus
🔍🔍🔍🔍🔍🔍🔍🔍🔍

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@mattclarke ·
For what its worth I missed that one too. I remember seeing your post, and being glad you covered the QR code with the coin. Didn't even occur to me it's also there in text. Sorry, mate.
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@thedamus ·
$0.09
Yo man, cheers! It’s only a few bucks... i have gotten so comfortable with this stuff i sometimes forget about the neg-element... 

A fucking cheap reminder is what it was! 😳😜😁🤩👍
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@mattclarke ·
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Talking to an Air Crash investigator once after a near miss at an airport. He said everyone gets upset when two planes come unexpectedly close, while the investigators all celebrate the free lesson. 
Great attitude :)
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@ssg-community ·
Thank you for your continued support of SteemSilverGold
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@kerrislravenhill ·
Oh my, that was quite the oopsie. If it makes you feel any better then I will learn from your experience and not do the same thing.  Which I haven't yet. Love those 1958s, one of my Favorite Canadian Dollars.
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@thedamus ·
Cheers K! We live and we learn...
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@resteemsupport ·
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@stokjockey ·
@thedamus yes Karma is a Bitch.
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@thedamus ·
I’ll be payin’ it back fo longtime... 👊😎
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@welshstacker ·
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What an absolute twat!! Not cool at all buddy.

Glad you and matt warn sorted this out. Could have been much worse. 

Loving the new arrivals, can't wait to see what you got.
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@thedamus · (edited)
Bah ha ha... it’s a good kick in the ego bro 😳😜
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@pbock ·
Let loose the dogs of war ! 
What a dirt bag... 


Nice to see you've got yourself some goodies ! Though the circumstances sour the mood a bit still 😑

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@pbock ·
Darnation... couldn't track it. It goes onto an exchange I think ( tons of little inputs and one big 5 btc output and a smaller one... Following the smaller input creates a chain of the exact same "lots of small in,  5 btc out small out", which I assume is due to the small amount being the change the exchange gets back. The big 5btc one ends where it is, but I think that's the exchanges main account. No random steemian has 120 bloody btc and feels the need to steal more, So its probably been exchanged for some other crypto by now...

I was a tad disappointed there is no follow-the-chain style visualization tool online I could use 😅

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@thedamus ·
Well thx for looking p! I’m chalking it up to a $20 reminder lesson that the internet is fulla’ thieves...
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@vgholdingsllc ·
How shitty about the BTC.  I can't imagine it was anyone in SSG.  Looks like you will have plenty of unboxing posts coming up!  Can't wait to see all the goodies.
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@thedamus ·
I got some good stuff in there! 😜👍
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@davedickeyyall ·
That's fucked up right there.. I can't believe someone in the SSG community would do that
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@thedamus ·
I’m with you on that... if it was SSG they would have said: td you idjit, i swept the bill so no one else could, and here it is back...
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@goldrooster ·
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I almost read over it but I understand now someone cashed the present. To make up for this I have a present for you whihc you can say when you unbox them.: I see all my packages (round 1 and 2 ) in your picture and you can keep the extra two. No need to send back. I am already glad the Canadian Post or Customs is working again :)
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@thedamus ·
Hi @goldrooster, yep! Your parcels — all 3 of them! — showed up yesterday. I posted in chit-chat immediately since we’re not on dm... 

But if you mean it, then THANK YOU GOLDROOSTER!!! I will definitiy keep this in mind going forward  😎👍👍
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@fat-elvis ·
Oh man, that's absolute shit. But I guess theres bad folks everywhere.
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@thedamus ·
I got a very snazzy pack from Sask, so i still feel like i’m winning 😁😁😁👍
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@knowledge-seeker ·
Why would someone do that? Stealing a prize that did not belong to them. 

I am looking forward to seeing you dive in to that sea of packages to see all the new shiny :)
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@silverd510 ·
What a total dickwad move. Hope whoever it is gets what they deserve. Way to ruin a very nice price from a true badass....sorry bro
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@thedamus ·
When i realized what i had done it was a total “facepalm.”
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@plaid ·
Oh man... that is really shitty. I would like to think that nobody in the ssg community would do that. I'm usually good at noticing stuff like that too and I saw the original post and totally missed it.
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@thedamus ·
Yeah man, i KNOW all this stuff, but was just being hasty!
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@themanwithnoname ·
Well that's just garbage! 

Congrats on all the packages though!
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@thedamus ·
Cheers man wnn! It could’a been much worse!!!
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@dfinney ·
Oh shit Ted! That is crazy! 😂 

I put my steemit key on a discord once!!! I realized right away and got a new one but oh what a moment of panic! At least the bit coin thing was only $20!!
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@thedamus ·
It could have been o so much worse... But a great lesson learned (for all).
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@silversaver888 ·
Oh, Teddy(bear)!!! I am sorry that happened. I refuse to think that the thief is one from the ssg family. It must be one of those prowling in the background. Well... it is a lesson learned for you and now, for all of us, too. Thanks for sharing your experience, @thedamus! The days can only get BETTER!Take care.
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@thedamus ·
Thanks saver! I too do not think it was an “inside” job. And a great lesson learned for everybody. 

KEEP YOUR PRIVATE KEYS PRIVATE Y’ALL!!!
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<center>[![](https://steemitimages.com/175x175/http://steemitboard.com/@thedamus/level.png?201811301832)](http://steemitboard.com/@thedamus)
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@thedamus · (edited)
Lofl! That’s how i was feeling when you first showed me the screen with btc sent out! 😡🤬🤯😳😜
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@gdwcoins ·
Even legends make noob errors dude.
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@thedamus ·
Lofl... thx bro 😁🤩😜😭
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