A Secrete PEG? - ComedyOpenMic Round 34 - 1st Entry by theguruasia

comedyopenmic · @theguruasia · Oct 18 '18 (edited)

$0.73

A Secrete PEG? - ComedyOpenMic Round 34 - 1st Entry

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When I checked <a href="https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/steem/">STEEM</a> market price of last couple of days, I have seen something and now it gave me a weird feeling, that someone secretly <b>SOFT PEGGED</b> <a href="https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/steem/">STEEM</a> to <b>0.8 USD</b>.
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<center><img src="https://im2.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-2-960e18a662df.gif">
<br><em><a href="https://media.giphy.com/media/w87yLYL7lwDWE/giphy.gif">Original Source</a></em></center>
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<center>This is my 1st submission for <b><a href="/trending/comedyopenmic">#comedyopenmic</a> round 34</b>.<br>
I am nominating <a href="/@ilanaakoundi">@ilanaakoundi</a> and <a href="/@janusface">@janusface</a> for this <a href="/trending/comedyopenmic"> #comedyopenmic</a> round 34.<br>
<b></b><a href="https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-34">Here is the link to the competition round 34</a>
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@gamingalcoholic · Oct 18 '18

more from you?

Posted using [Partiko Android](https://steemit.com/@partiko-android)

👍 theguruasia

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@comedyschool · Oct 18 '18

$2.20

Hi theguruasia, 
 
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)

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@robin-mctities · Oct 18 '18

I'm going to kick someone's nuts

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@bitfiend · Oct 18 '18

It was *you* wasnt it? Trying to redirect attention....I'm on to you

👍 theguruasia

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@vipin99 · Oct 19 '18

$0.07

Funny entry bro like your post.

👍 shabaperween

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