<h1><center>A Pointy Blue bottle Brandishing a Pair of Uzis Ate My Homework
by The Invisible Man</center></h1> 

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Dear Ms Jackson,

Have I told you lately how much I love your rough eyes?

I am writing to you to ask for an extension on my report. As you know, I've always had a very sharp attitude towards deadlines. However, something unexpected happened.

My dad and I were in my attic enjoying some yummy broad beans when a pointy blue bottle came barging in brandishing a pair of uzis.

It looked at me with crumpled eyes. I stared at its stripy brain. When it started skipping, I knew it meant business.

I made a dive for my report but the pointy blue bottle decided to hump my heart and then run off smooching. I was taken aback.

So shocked was I, that I didn't realise that the pointy blue bottle had grabbed my report until much later.

That evening, I was walking with my best friend when I suddenly noticed that my report was missing. I searched high and low, I even looked in women's handbags.

Eventually, I reached the obvious conclusion - the pointy blue bottle had taken my report to feed to its mild best buddie.

Thank you or being understanding and allowing me more time to complete my mild report.

Thanks
Anita Fuch

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Thanks for reading, 
The Invisible Man 
@theinvisibleman