<h1><center>Be My Bashing Partner Dixon B. Tweenerlegs, Please!
by The Invisible Man</center></h1> 

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Dear Dixon B. Tweenerlegs,

I am your number one fan!

The first time I saw you, I felt ecstatic. I could not believe a politician could be so tiny and spiky.

Your role in the American Music Awards was full and simply grubby.

I've created a collection of newspaper articles to remind me of you. My bedroom dresser is your shrine, lined with CDs.

My ambition is to go to Mars together and engage in some serious bashing. I'd make you muffins then we'd watch movies until the sun set.

I'd love it if you could reply to me - tomorrow would be best. Oh, say you'll be my bashing partner Dixon B. Tweenerlegs, please!

With your reply, please enclose some more newspaper articles for my ever-growing collection.

Please, please, please reply.
Fawn Dillmiballs

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Thanks for reading, 
The Invisible Man 
@theinvisibleman