<h1><center>Father, You Know When You Whistled Actively?
A Drabble
by The Invisible Man</center></h1> 

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"Father, what do you think of sloppy soles?"

"Er... I don't know dear."

"What about my wild legs? Some say they're like a grubby giraffe."

"Um..."

"Do you think my surface is like a sticky banana?"

"Where on earth did you hear a thing like that?"

"Doctor says that my field is like a frantic rock that likes boating calmly whilst waving its toenails."

"That's... um... nice. Perhaps we should talk about something else now."

"You know when you whistled actively? I heard it was like energetically gyrating."

"Oh look, clouds outside!"

"But Father, I am a cosy record!"

(Boom!)
~ 100 words ~

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The Invisible Man 
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