So the Phillies manager Gabe Kapler overthinks everything, switches pitchers like teenager switch instasnap filters, and writes a bizarre blog that includes testicle tanning. 

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But he officially became THE weirdest manager when he defended his alleged locker room behavior by clarifying the behavior happened on a date, not the locker room. 

The story was that Kapler would lick ice cream and then spit it into a container rather than swallow it. (If anyone is actually reading this, enjoy that alley-oop). 

Kapler vehemntly denied this and pointed out that it actually happened on a date and then became a locker room myth. Perhaps someone was just trying to do him a favor by changing the venue to something less bizarre than a date. 

You showed them Gabe.

https://www.si.com/mlb/2018/04/10/gabe-kapler-philadelphia-phillies