Good selection, congratulations to the winner.

Awesome, glad I won 3rd!!!!

Here is my first entry for this round:

"Father of all, we pray to you for N., and for all those whom we love but see no longer. Grant to them eternal rest. Let light perpetual shine upon them. May his soul and the souls of all the departed, through the mercy of God, rest in peace."

Thanks :)

And this tattoo is of that cat from Get Fuzzy- can you see it? I really haven't been able to get a good look at it in a mirror yet.

1: Aaaggghh!!! That last fish I eat make my stomach hurt... 

2: Kids, let's say our prayers before you fall asleep

My first entry:
"Oh Lord, please I beg You. Have mercy on us. Grant us world peace.:'(..."

*Gargle Gargle Gargle*

Hey, Jim, just spit out the dang mouthwash and get on your way! We want to get some sleep!

Oh, you're telling me I need to sleep laying down? LAYING DOWN?

Nah, dawg. Watch how I do this.

Nice contest. Better than my haiku contest! I gave two captions in separate replies, hope you and your followers enjoyed them. 

Here's link to my contest, if you're interested: https://mspsteem.com/contest/@vdux/contest-win-2-sbd-free-upvotes-and-more-for-writing-17-syllables.

"Dear God , I know it is seally but I want to be a whale on steemit!"

First  entry for this round:
" Father, I Thank you that you have always heard me, and that you hear me always! "

Why do I deserve this? I didn't do that my lord, Please have mercy on me!

First caption: Wake up!, it's yoga time.



Second caption: Remember your lines, "And there I am. Where is my Romeo?"

My second entry for this round:
"Father!, Father! Why have you forgotten us. send us our daily fish. huhuhuhu :( "

Thanks for this contest. Here are my two entries:
1. Man only two more hours standing here like a statue and I win that fish and chips dinner.

2. Dear God, please just let me live through this and I promise I will never eat another Flaming Taco Salad.

I love this. Here is my first entry:
Oooommmmmm!     (I am a Buddhist)

Second entry:
All Louie Seal knew for sure when he woke up was his neck was hurting and his hands were numb. He couldn't be positive because none of the other seals had witnessed it, but he was pretty sure he was sleep standing again.

Brilliant post amazing work in steemit life

At last I'm Pregnant!
Hey Brother! Go Back to sleep!

Any last word?
Just give me penguin for my last supper!

My entry: When I sit up like this and inhale deeply, the tide comes in

Johnny Johnny
Yes papa?
Eating sugar?
No papa...
Telling lies???
No papa!
Open your mouth...
It's not because of sugar! You pressed my tail! HAHAHA T_T

Go to hell You and your Mistress! Goodbye cruel world!!!

Cool! Here's my first entry :"Dear God, I need someone who won't give up on me."

My first entry is

‘Our Father in heaven,hallowed be your name,your kingdom come,
your will be done, on earth as it is in heaven.Give us today our daily bread.  And forgive us our sins , even though we kill other sea creatures .And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the evil one.

First entry:

Oh my God, that's the SEALiest thing I've ever heard! HAHAHA

1. O Lord please let this cup pass over me!!!!

2 Father please send down the rain we need to have a pool party..

hey, this is my first entry.
hey lord, 
one more penguine this time,nothing else more.

My 2nd entry:

When you're about to post on steemit, but you've already exceeded bandwidth limit:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(happens to me all the time)

Lord please strengthen me to win a fight so I can own a territory. I am getting old, I want to see my kids.

My second entry:

"Seally Race: Thank you Steemit Community for your support. I did it! Yeah!"

1. oh Lord, let a delicious big tuna pass by today am hungry...

2 Lord as i go hunting, let no bear come my way

Look, up in the sky! It's a bird? It's a plane? Nah, it's just a lazy Friday...

thank you for this amazing contest :) never heard of it it's my first time/ :)
1. ''Great Lord you're the witness that i didnt kill the the two seals! haaalp meee!"
2. "oh my prayer's too long, they're asleep already"

Hello @thomasjmitchell, its my entry 

Dear God, why its life is not fair to me?why you don't told me to buy bitcoins 2 years ago?

... and THAT'S how its done guys!!!

1) father lord please heal my friend, don't let them die cos they are all I've got. 
2)i will lift up my eyes to the hills from where comes my help?

Here's my first entry:

When you realized there is still a week before payday and you got no money left!!
"Lord, let there be miracle!!!!"

When you ate wayyy too much

### 1st Entry
Why my friends still sleeping..
### 2nd Entry
**NO WAY** What did you mean by "You Need More Sleep" ?

When you're a married seal but you see a fine girl walking past

My entry...
Looooord......please raise up the cryptocurrency, I need to cash out to feed my comrades with food.... (seal praying...)

Hahaha...the SEALiest pray of the Seal.....:)

1st entry
 Oh God! Let me win this contest this time :)

2nd entry
Let me sleep oh Lord just like this two .

Lord give me strength before I smack these  lazy buggers

Please lord my friends are dying please don't include me!

Hold me please, or else i put this people in Youtube, with GAGS!

OH MY GOD Baby! WHY....WHY did you let me eat so many spoiled penguins last night!

Oh lord!I wish nothing but just some rain drops so that  my friends wake up....JUST SOME RAIN PLEASE GOD!

Very good i agree

Thank you so much!

My entries for this round :)

first
![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmWx7NUNB4YFpu87ME8Xd83hdCYje6D32rB19qAXMm79qZ/image.png)

Second
![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmYPeno5WkHfySnLvkJgWJ3Wf2wFejPVDL4APiyqjWVnHi/image.png)

First entry: oh lord ! Please help me in find my seal-mate.

Second entry; oh lord! Help me seal the deal ...

hi this is my first entry 

he is singing Enriue Iglesias " Why oh why tell me why not me.....":-)

First entry : oh no!!! 2moro is monady.
Second entry: Tell me it will rain pizza from the sky.