Daily Pun by traf

joke · @traf · Nov 18 '17

$38.77

Daily Pun

The girl sitting next to me at the funeral was staring at the bulge in my pants 

me: Oh don't mind this, all us guys get it; it's just mourning wood

👍 trafalgar, rznag, gogogadgetupvote, hwan100, traf, nikez452, b00m, bleedpoet, dumar022, kode, justinashby, dandesign86, vanisis, aaronburt, sanmi, yinkaknl, mux, equites, dayu, steemmatt, etcbits, mrkstn1, gogogadget, hanzappedfirst, acolucky, mianwaqas, aafaq, fahad290, scoobysnax, lozange, joshiahcanal, thecryptoangel, zohaib715, backtoknow, kristinatina, bdk1970, zainalabidin, chiefquimby, taimoorbitrex, anomaly, marich, doctorclaw, febinkk, pkalmik, taimoorabbas, ally-incedible, davidnoel, monalisalove, lazariko12, rudee, duekie, dailyjoke

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@kode · Nov 18 '17

Sun isn't the only thing that rises in the morning ;)

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@dandesign86 · Nov 18 '17 (edited)

$0.50

For older people it's known as resurrerection

👍 trafalgar, dj123

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@trafalgar · Nov 18 '17

ahh I see, the second coming

👍 dandesign86, dj123

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@dandesign86 · Nov 18 '17

Exactly hehe

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@steeminator3000 · Nov 18 '17

1 l3tt3r is 3nough to chang3 3v3rything :(

👍 traf

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@traf · Nov 18 '17

lol still got that problem eh?

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@steeminator3000 · Nov 18 '17

Im too lazy to fix that k3yboard XD

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@acolucky · Nov 18 '17

$0.72

That is a savage pun. Congrats!

👍 trafalgar, acolucky

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@trafalgar · Nov 18 '17

thanks buddy

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@shanishah · Nov 18 '17

hmmmmmmmmmm ok okkk

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@shanishah · Nov 18 '17

![thumbs-up (1).jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmTYXjRKdgwXEc6qig7QPvR6fXApwoSLP9B8kApg1mV963/thumbs-up%20(1).jpg)

👍 shanishah

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@sanmi · Nov 18 '17

bulgy while mourning , a different kind then 😁

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@mgtoweunuch · Nov 18 '17

yes this is classic! XD

👍 traf

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@traf · Nov 18 '17

thank you

👍 mgtoweunuch

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@bleedpoet · Nov 18 '17

Stiffys for stiffs

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@thevillan · Nov 18 '17

Haha gold. I would have been like "you wanna look" :D

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@mrkstn1 · Nov 18 '17

good one...... I'll have to use it...

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@fahad290 · Nov 18 '17

Good post keep it up....
upvoted!!

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@rozetaylar · Nov 18 '17

traf you done superb very nice post Dear.

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@lazariko12 · Nov 18 '17

LOL, this is the best joke ever, @tra

👍 businessbot, bumper, curiositybot, sosmeditations, asksteem, businessquo, lazariko12, samhughes

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@thecryptoangel · Nov 18 '17

Dayum

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@steemmatt · Nov 18 '17

asses to asses, bust to bust

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@steemmatt · Nov 18 '17 (edited)

Come on this material is just dying to stick out.

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@splendorhub · Nov 18 '17

http://24.media.tumblr.com/72050fac3c65642c759b2598fa654d94/tumblr_n38dhnIPCR1rdutw3o1_400.gif

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@sagarshah · Nov 18 '17

Like a Boss!

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@sujithkumar332 · Nov 18 '17

It maybe a grand salute to the deceased. :-)

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@hanzappedfirst · Nov 18 '17

"bulge"? Kind of generous description.

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