Lost by traf

funny · @traf · Jun 21 '19

$22.14

Lost

Actual footage of me after 3 days in a fucking IKEA store
https://media.giphy.com/media/d2jjuAZzDSVLZ5kI/giphy.gif
*Gif from giphy*

👍 trafalgar, traf, raindrop, kevinwong, tombstone, meesterboom, coinbitgold, hanshotfirst, dandesign86, cryptogee, alitavirgen, coinmarketcal, hanzappedfirst, daijiworld, attention-seeker, cwatch, ezravandi, coinmarketcal2, elianaelisma, theabsolute, bluetower, theguruasia, holybranches, mile-high-fan-07, tech-coin, darksaint, kartiksingh, zero-profit, b00m, mahyulmaulana, bukiland, goodshepherd, arconite, egginc.org, pc-tip, chillibeans, college.fund, wisbeech, horriblesteemian, swaze, microlhy, mux, elviento, danieljavier, beerbloke, sluttynsfw, hamsa.quality, youalreadylost, roma94, knowledgeable, terminator01, xrp.trail, mrwang, spamfarmer, laissez-faire, sazbird, amadasunde, rijalaronaceh

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@theabsolute · Jun 21 '19

$0.21

Next time I'm stuck trying to find the bathroom I'm going to drop a deuce in one of the model rooms

👍 trafalgar, ezravandi, theabsolute

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@traf · Jun 21 '19

$9.82

or me too
though sometimes I find my way out and just go home and shit on my own sofa

👍 trafalgar, traf, raindrop, yourmaker, theabsolute, darksaint

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@theguruasia · Jun 21 '19

$0.31

@traf,
Dude next time I will bring my wife there and run out lol :D
https://im4.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-4-5ea4101627a8.gif
**Hope I could be get out before she does lol :D**

Cheers~

👍 trafalgar, asimo, bot2020, elviento

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@traf · Jun 21 '19

$0.62

oh she'll love camping there

👍 traf, raindrop, yourmaker, darksaint, patolapl

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@magnata · Jun 21 '19

$0.20

https://media.giphy.com/media/B2ykvTCpAf516/giphy-downsized-large.gif

Lol And this is me, after three days of walking around the store.

👍 trafalgar, magnata

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@traf · Jun 21 '19

$9.72

that's one smart looking puppy

👍 trafalgar, traf, raindrop, yourmaker, darksaint

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@elianaelisma · Jun 21 '19

You will like being trapped in a forest with a beautiful woman.

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@haikubot · Jun 21 '19

$0.11

<em>You will like being 
Trapped in a forest with a 
Beautiful woman. 
</em>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<sup>- elianaelisma</sup>

---
<sup><sup><em>I'm a bot. I detect haiku.</em></sup></sup>

👍 gentlebot

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@traf · Jun 21 '19

$0.61

stupid mouse maze

👍 traf, raindrop, yourmaker, darksaint, patolapl

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@good.stuff · Sep 27 '19

This Guy!

![This Guy](https://imgur.com/VzQL8Gn.png)

[Phillipines users shocked! Life insurance from as little as 10 PHP/day!](https://goodstuffyourself.github.io)

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