A - Z of STDs by traf

funny · @traf · Jul 23 '19

$13.35

A - Z of STDs

When the doctor looks at my medical history
https://media.giphy.com/media/U7aVjMN9LMgOqoIYcz/giphy.gif
*Gif from giphy*

👍 trafalgar, traf, raindrop, kevinwong, tombstone, meesterboom, hanshotfirst, coinbitgold, acolucky, dandesign86, mammasitta, elektroyazilim, bot2020, coinmarketcal, hanzappedfirst, mehta, jassennessaj, alitavirgen, steemitboard, k-banti, daijiworld, attention-seeker, redlipstick, coinmarketcal2, delabo, themanualbot, accelerator, elianaelisma, map10k, theguruasia, hdu, ezravandi, tech-coin, bluetower, entrust, weirdnews, holybranches, mile-high-fan-07, b00m, theabsolute, imisstheoldkanye, kartiksingh, bert0, arconite, wisbeech, darksaint, chillibeans, college.fund, goodshepherd, horriblesteemian, rihonkeugata, swaze, mux, fandy, beerbloke, hamsa.quality, sluttynsfw, bukiland, youalreadylost, knowledgeable, xrp.trail, sazbird, mrwang, nurhayati, and 6 others

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@elianaelisma · Jul 23 '19

You must have a disgusting history of venereal disease so he feels nauseous.

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@rihonkeugata · Jul 23 '19

It seems like he is not a strong doctorso he has to throw up when he sees a disgusting disease

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@acolucky · Jul 23 '19

$0.12

If you get enough diseases together, they kind of level one another out.

👍 trafalgar, theabsolute

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@traf · Jul 23 '19

$12.19

ya
it's a bit like racism

👍 trafalgar, traf, raindrop, bot2020, darksaint

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@theguruasia · Jul 23 '19

$0.14

@traf,
Dude I think it's impossible to see you still alive lol :D
https://media.giphy.com/media/I1U9DTjCqOF3i/giphy.gif

Cheers~

👍 trafalgar, trendotoken

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@traf · Jul 23 '19

$11.74

probably just a phone bill

👍 trafalgar, traf, raindrop, bot2020, darksaint

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@theabsolute · Jul 23 '19

$0.11

Just wait until the doctor puts both hands on your shoulders and checks your prostate

👍 trafalgar, theabsolute

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@traf · Jul 23 '19

$11.97

i don't think that's where the prostate...oh i see

👍 trafalgar, traf, raindrop, bot2020, theabsolute, darksaint

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@traf · Jul 23 '19

$2.48

just the smell is enough to barf

👍 trafalgar, traf, raindrop, bot2020, darksaint

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