Caught Masturbating by traf

joke · @traf · Nov 25 '17

$36.96

Caught Masturbating

My most awkward moment growing up was when mom walked in on me masturbating 

But it wasn't even my fault, my stepdad made me touch him there!

👍 trafalgar, vcelier, lichtblick, teamsteem, traf, ace108, gogogadgetupvote, moon32walker, meesterboom, jlufer, stackin, darthnava, steeminator3000, jedau, nikez452, cryptonet, sift666, b00m, dumar022, dandesign86, kimminyoung, kode, steembusiness, fiat19, justinashby, mux, maximdraws, pnc, gogogadget, spectrumecons, yinkaknl, berkah, bouchaibi, mrs.agsexplorer, somine, maintain4real-eu, joshua-golbuu, yuxi, dayu, dj123, steempaper, kingmotan, mister.pickles, hboi, taimoorbitrex, bdk1970, steempakistan, greenstar, umajeed86, chiefquimby, taimoorabbas, zainalabidin, doctorclaw, getshorty, natra, auzlahyene, markhalen, somealaskaguy, fivestargroup, primetimesports, hitmeasap, lamech-m, dailyjoke, davidnoel, and 4 others
👎 ivanong

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@steeminator3000 · Nov 25 '17 (edited)

$0.25

Finally traf is back. and dark shit dude..

👍 traf

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@traf · Nov 25 '17

won't be that active
3 posts or less a day instead of 5-8
weaker self votes too, still want to see short content take off for this place

ya my shorter jokes are usually darker

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@steeminator3000 · Nov 25 '17

>weaker self votes too

oops :(

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@myeasin · Nov 25 '17

Yes @traf is not active her post really funny....

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@intelliguy · Nov 25 '17

Crap, 2 sentences on a big story.

How much should I upvote 2 sentences?

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@steeminator3000 · Nov 25 '17

OVER 9000 OFC ?

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@traf · Nov 25 '17

they're short form jokes, memes or 1 liners on this account

👍 umajeed86

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@jhlimon007 · Nov 25 '17

Ha ha dude that's so funny you are really so cool..

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@trafalgar · Nov 25 '17

thank you

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@kode · Nov 25 '17

Step dad, stepping way too low? ;)

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@b00m · Nov 25 '17

$0.25

Ha, dark jokery is the best!

👍 traf

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@traf · Nov 25 '17

haha I can't help it sometimes, it's the stuff that comes most naturally to me

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@dandesign86 · Nov 25 '17 (edited)

$0.54

He probably just wanted to play the game : "it's more fun if you come". It's a great way to bond... so I heard

👍 trafalgar

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@trafalgar · Nov 25 '17

ya i'm surprised mom didn't just join in haha

👍 dandesign86

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@jedau · Nov 25 '17

$0.54

Damn.. that went dark like the power just got cut out.

👍 trafalgar, newtonthirdlaw

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@trafalgar · Nov 25 '17

haha ya I go there sometimes
just comes most naturally to me for some reason

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@jedau · Nov 26 '17

Oh uh hmm maybe these are repressed feelings. I mean, broskie, if you ever need a friendly ear you know where to turn. Just let it all out. I *did* wonder why you chose "traf" instead of "algar" or just "gar" as your alter ego. It might have more implications than we previously thought. Show us in this doll where he touched you.

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@maintain4real-eu · Nov 25 '17

Ah! Stepdad wanna step into there. Gosh

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@rhemiex · Nov 25 '17

wow.. very shockingly  ahaha nxt time try to lock a door :P

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@funnystuff · Nov 25 '17

Ok that is awkward LOL:/

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@trafalgar · Nov 25 '17

haha ikr? thanks for having a look at my jokes

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@mejustandrew · Nov 25 '17

Omg, I wasn't ready for that...

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@trafalgar · Nov 25 '17

haha
that's what I said to my stepfather

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@abh12345 · Nov 26 '17

Haha 👌🏽

Sometimes you have to wade through the comments section for funny, and here it is... same author as original post!

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@cryptocatz · Nov 25 '17

That's not even remotely funny

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@teamsteem · Nov 25 '17 (edited)

That explains so much about who you became.

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@steembusiness · Nov 25 '17

Lol the turn after opening the Post was quite a hard one

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@joshua-golbuu · Nov 26 '17

haha.....very creative, hey when did you start/stop calling willy 'step-dad'

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@didipatz · Nov 26 '17

Excellent... a twist at the end, much like OP and his 'stepdad'

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@joshua-golbuu · Nov 27 '17 (edited)

lol...yeah well @traf was a little dark when he came back so I had to PG-13 it a little...hehe 😀😁😂  :D

Thanks for the upvote @didipatz, I'm just trying my hand on humor

you can see my others to @Traf & @b00m here:

[i-m-only-having-one-drink](https://steemit.com/funny/@traf/i-m-only-having-one-drink#@joshua-golbuu/re-traf-i-m-only-having-one-drink-20171126t162758984z)

[decepticons-attack](https://steemit.com/funny/@traf/decepticons-attack#@joshua-golbuu/re-traf-decepticons-attack-20171126t125934672z)



[passing-toilet-paper](https://steemit.com/joke/@traf/passing-toilet-paper#@joshua-golbuu/re-traf-passing-toilet-paper-20171126t132511327z)  -  honestly i did not fully 'get' this one so I just made my own @punchline


[black-friday](https://steemit.com/funny/@traf/black-friday#@joshua-golbuu/re-traf-black-friday-20171126t132134616z) - it's my first tricky one


[robot-what-s](https://steemit.com/funny/@b00m/robot-what-s#@joshua-golbuu/re-b00m-robot-what-s-20171126t125307984z) - this one will get me in trouble....haha

[throwing-a-fight](https://steemit.com/funny/@traf/throwing-a-fight#@joshua-golbuu/re-traf-throwing-a-fight-20171126t124133098z)

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@mikesteem · May 4 '18

$2.29

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@mus · May 5 '18

$2.50

Inappropriate as fuck...

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@bingo.bango · Sep 13 '19

This Guy!

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