Chastity? by traf

funny · @traf · Sep 11 '18

$34.74

Chastity?

Actual footage of how blue my balls have become after marriage
https://media.giphy.com/media/UUCD5WPU0pNpS/giphy.gif
*Gif from giphy*

👍 trafalgar, traf, steemwizards, darksaint, lordvader, tombstone, punchline, kevinwong, brahma, coinbitgold, dandesign86, hanshotfirst, kouba01, thevillan, theregularguy, beerbloke, chillibeans, klasanaj, foles09, hanzappedfirst, minnowspower, fortune-master, theguruasia, bluetower, passion-fruit, steemship, notb4mycoffee, zhangyong, calypso, vera-vaders-ea, theabsolute, sluttynsfw, boomjump, nerdnews, magnata, jimshorts, mile-high-fan-07, yourballs, kylo-ren, knowledgeable, weirdnews, weisheng167388, cryptos, arconite, wizkhalifa1, mux, srahayu11, markzuckerbergs, nurhayati, gordon92, dayu, nawarjihan

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@thevillan · Sep 11 '18

Haha lmao, be careful m8. If you don't find a release soon you will end up like this.

https://media.giphy.com/media/6glYLqOQ3dlok/giphy.gif
[src](https://giphy.com/gifs/blue-bouncing-6glYLqOQ3dlok)

👍 thevillan

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@nawarjihan · Sep 11 '18

Like edited

👍 nawarjihan

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@wizkhalifa1 · Sep 11 '18

wow so funny.....

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@theguruasia · Sep 11 '18 (edited)

$0.51

@traf,
Haha dude it's the true sign of marriage life! 
http://gag.fm/uploads/posts/t/l-7494.jpg
**Traffy, unfortunately this happens not only for us lol :D**

Cheers~

👍 trafalgar, asimo, minnowspower

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@theabsolute · Sep 11 '18

Makes you wonder what the evolutionary advantage is to that

👍 theguruasia, theabsolute

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@trafalgar · Sep 12 '18

$0.55

cos his wife kicked him and bruised them

👍 traf, darksaint, theguruasia, fortune-master, passion-fruit

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@theguruasia · Sep 12 '18

$0.27

@trafalgar,
You know how hard it is, aren't you? lol :D

Cheers~

👍 asimo, minnowspower, bot2020, lordofreward

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@yourballs · Sep 11 '18

Lol, chastity saved de day.. :)
https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/701/p-1-kicked-in-the-balls-1508358665.gif

👍 yourballs

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@kouba01 · Sep 11 '18

$0.35

Not blue but sooo big..
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-05/23/14/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/anigif_sub-buzz-13084-1495562479-32.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto

👍 trafalgar, kouba01

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@trafalgar · Sep 12 '18

$0.22

at least he'll always have a seat

👍 traf, kouba01, passion-fruit

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@kouba01 · Sep 12 '18

hahaha

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@sparkofphoenix · Sep 11 '18

reminds me of man in black and the guy with his balls on his chin

👍 sparkofphoenix

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@serkagan · Sep 11 '18

$0.36

Lol, there was a time that after my marriage, my eggs were not only blue, but also quite large, haha

https://media.giphy.com/media/QyagTvxAa8vbW/giphy.gif

👍 trafalgar, proffit

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@trafalgar · Sep 12 '18

$0.31

at least it can't drown
not that frogs can drown

👍 traf, serkagan

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@serkagan · Sep 12 '18

this is his main advantage, haha

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@megafart · Sep 11 '18

$0.34

LoL traf, when I got married and decided to avoid blue eggs, I immediately began training :D

https://media2.giphy.com/media/tM2cPw8NNB1lu/giphy-downsized-medium.gif

👍 trafalgar, upyourpost

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@trafalgar · Sep 12 '18

$0.26

ah one of those shaolin kung fu monks again

👍 traf, fortune-master, passion-fruit

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@foles09 · Sep 11 '18

$0.32

Your wife wears your balls as a necklace like that Frog does Traffy!

👍 trafalgar, foles09, traf

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@trafalgar · Sep 12 '18

$0.19

be a pretty thin necklace

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@theabsolute · Sep 11 '18

$0.32

If you have blue balls, then you haven't lost your will to live. Give it time

👍 trafalgar, theabsolute

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@haikubot · Sep 11 '18

<em>If you have blue balls, 
Then you haven't lost your will 
To live. Give it time 
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&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<sup>- theabsolute</sup>

---
<sup><sup><em>I'm a bot. I detect haiku.</em></sup></sup>

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@trafalgar · Sep 12 '18

$0.18

sounds like it's something to look forward to

👍 traf, fortune-master, theabsolute

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