Happy Endings? by traf

funny · @traf · Nov 13 '17

Happy Endings?

girlfriend: I'm sorry, but I just don't believe in happy endings 
me: sure, but was punching me in the nuts after the massage really necessary?

👍 trafalgar, teamsteem, ace108, yougotflagged, traf, hanshotfirst, marius19, nikez452, dumar022, b00m, aineyann, dandesign86, silviu93, berkah, mrs.agsexplorer, pnc, yinkaknl, bitcoiner, yuxi, wuhotan, hanzappedfirst, atbire, syarrf, elmekkiobaidi, greenstar, xee95, all-aceh, socialspace, djnoel, lios54, gbless4wap, amirduhair, neric, bdk1970, beejayjung, dildar, popupeva, natra, zainalabidin, sumsum007, industriousliv, lamech-m, hitmeasap, robert31, nila47, wxzurd, armi24, dulalshak, edinso, ddangerwu, duekie, lokman8069, lauralemons, aasik, taylorfieno, airwavez, spotting-car, turymenecier
👎 engagement, thecyclist, iflagtrash

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@dulalshak · Nov 13 '17

nice

👍 sumsum007, dulalshak

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@traf · Nov 13 '17

thx

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@robert31 · Nov 13 '17

upvoted![tenor (3).gif](https://steemitimages.com/DQmYZsCCvQeRUhe7SgdJFdmXfcJBBHcwHXq7EEewmyRVn3j/tenor%20(3).gif)

👍 sumsum007

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@silviu93 · Nov 13 '17

$0.48

Nice joke, as always.
Why don't you try to make some memes out of those jokes?
I think this would get you more visibility and more votes.

👍 trafalgar, sumsum007, industriousliv, spotting-car

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@traf · Nov 13 '17

I do use some gifs
not too sure where to dig images out for memes
very new to this, I came from twitter so I'm mostly text based

👍 vishaladatala

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@silviu93 · Nov 13 '17

$0.48

As far as i know, most people use this [site](https://imgflip.com/memegenerator) to make memes, very easy to use and it let you choose from their images free from copyright.

👍 trafalgar, industriousliv

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2 replies

@sumsum007 · Nov 13 '17

Good

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@dandesign86 · Nov 13 '17

$0.48

Sounds like a standard Swedish Massage to me

👍 trafalgar, industriousliv

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@trafalgar · Nov 13 '17

haha lucky you

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@elmekkiobaidi · Nov 13 '17

Nice

👍 sumsum007

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@spotting-car · Nov 13 '17

Great post !
If you like to talk about car or crypto check my account !
https://steemit.com/@spotting-car

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@dildar · Nov 13 '17

nice thing.

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@sumsum007 · Nov 13 '17

Nice joke

👍 robert31

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@roused · Nov 13 '17

$0.48

Like your joke, this clip also made me laugh and squirm ;-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnoDEK6FMiE

👍 trafalgar

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@trafalgar · Nov 13 '17

ouch!

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@aineyann · Nov 13 '17

Lmao!

👍 robert31

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@yougotflagged · Nov 19 '17

$0.03

**You have been flagged, likely because you are attempting to take advantage of the reward pool.  Please see my daily post for more detailed reasoning.  Thank you.**

👍 ozchartart

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