I Hate My Kids by traf

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I Hate My Kids by traf

funny · @traf · Jul 3 '18

$75.61

I Hate My Kids

Ironically, if I'd busted my balls a few years ago this would never have happened
https://media.giphy.com/media/jkpVaBMVt0ZfW/giphy.gif
*gif from giphy*

👍 trafalgar, traf, darksaint, teamsteem, coinbitgold, kiporen212, connecteconomy, theregularguy, kouba01, jlufer, minnowspower, dandesign86, bluetower, hanzappedfirst, jassi, knowledgeable, theguruasia, sluttynsfw, dianclasher, notb4mycoffee, followyourjoy, theabsolute, magnata, nerdnews, laefboy, jimshorts, cemke, kylo-ren, weirdnews, megafart, aminasam, mux, narwhal, justsayings, avox, rafiulislam, mahesh7, aminul7, blazing, nkr2222, youngogmarqs, sharanaithal, dayu, poulcristenlee

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@cekmailna · Jul 3 '18

Lol...
Very funny

👍 cekmailna, dwainus

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@jassi · Jul 3 '18

hehe do it bro😟😂😂😂

👍 jassi, dwainus

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@kiporen212 · Jul 3 '18

$0.66

Youch!  I love how someone took this giph and didn't stop the child from hurting that man.

👍 kiporen212, kimor, mysearchisover

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@theabsolute · Jul 3 '18

$0.73

Well, hindsight is 20/20. I want to know who is holding the camera. Maybe it is mom getting delayed revenge for making her go through labor pains?

👍 trafalgar, theguruasia, theabsolute, dwainus

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@traf · Jul 4 '18

$8.12

would probably be a little more painful if mom was the one who leaped off that couch

👍 trafalgar, steemmatt, theabsolute, dwainus
👎 for4sldh8pla8fw

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@shiab · Jul 3 '18

Wow fantastic funny..

👍 shiab, dwainus

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@poulcristenlee · Jul 3 '18

Hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhh this giph really funny.

👍 dwainus, poulcristenlee

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@theguruasia · Jul 3 '18 (edited)

$1.06

@traf,
Oh dude, you missed this event day before your wedding night right? :D
https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://media.giphy.com/media/12YWRTEpSo9RuM/giphy.gif
**Traffy, now you are too late like collecting SP, but sometimes you can find an answer by following Shaolin thug ball training lol :D**

Cheers~

👍 trafalgar, asimo, minnowspower, dwainus

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@traf · Jul 4 '18

$8.21

rather that then spend a night consummating the marriage

👍 trafalgar, traf, steemmatt, theguruasia, dwainus
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@blazing · Jul 3 '18

Oh shittt hahahahh

👍 dwainus

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@angela002 · Jul 3 '18

$0.04

ohh no.Dont do this again.Its a dream team maker.

👍 spicetrader, angela002, dwainus

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@rafiulislam · Jul 3 '18

Ha ha ha...its too much funny.

👍 rafiulislam, dwainus

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@serkagan · Jul 3 '18

$0.71

Lol, you needed to solve this task in time with the help of a trusted friend, hahaha

https://media.giphy.com/media/BzuP1pEXp4vNm/giphy.gif

👍 trafalgar, serkagan, dwainus

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@sparkofphoenix · Jul 4 '18

$0.04

they call it "training"

👍 sparkofphoenix, dwainus

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@traf · Jul 4 '18

$7.89

I can be that friend for you
this is honestly how useful my wingmen are

👍 trafalgar, traf, steemmatt, serkagan, dwainus

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@megafart · Jul 3 '18

traf, before my wedding, the revenge of an ex-girlfriend and her friends was just such, LoL

https://media.giphy.com/media/BloyXtdgoLYhG/giphy.gif

👍 megafart, dwainus

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@magnata · Jul 3 '18

$0.70

https://vgif.ru/gifs/144/vgif-ru-18909.gif

Lol. I agree with you, but this could happen to you. You just went to lie in the wrong place.

👍 trafalgar, magnata, dwainus

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@sparkofphoenix · Jul 4 '18

$0.04

the worst luck you could possibly have

👍 sparkofphoenix, dwainus

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@traf · Jul 4 '18

$7.89

this would be great to see in the next high school musical movie

👍 trafalgar, traf, steemmatt, dwainus

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@kouba01 · Jul 3 '18 (edited)

$0.74

I have the chance, i busted it when i was young in this incident..
So no kids for ever..
https://i.imgur.com/RwL1GUV.gif

👍 trafalgar, kouba01, dwainus

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@traf · Jul 4 '18

$8.23

you have great foresight sir
less suffering in your future

👍 trafalgar, traf, steemmatt, kouba01, dwainus
👎 for4sldh8pla8fw

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@kouba01 · Jul 4 '18

;)

👍 dwainus

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@cemke · Jul 3 '18

Me too. I mean I hate your kids because they have a lot of Steem Power.

just joking, I hope you will be happy with your family @traf.

👍 cemke

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@aleks433 · Jul 3 '18

Lol. This is what you had to do before the wedding, but you chose another :)


https://vgif.ru/gifs/138/vgif-ru-16001.gif

👍 aleks433, dwainus

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@sparkofphoenix · Jul 4 '18

$0.74

they were actually planning it

👍 trafalgar, sparkofphoenix, dwainus

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@traf · Jul 4 '18

$6.46

ya the other one is like you do it, you're the favorite, you won't get in trouble

👍 trafalgar, traf, steemmatt, dwainus
👎 for4sldh8pla8fw

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@kuroketzu · Jul 4 '18

$0.15

Sometimes that makes me consider having children, she in her mind should be an excellent idea to jump over my dad's balls, which could go wrong?

👍 gvand, kuroketzu, dwainus

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@justsayings · Jul 4 '18

$0.10

I'm feeling it from over here

👍 heremonium, dwainus

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@good.stuff · Oct 15 '19

This Guy!

![This Guy](https://i.imgur.com/ErwXN2n.png)

[Powered by Python 3.7!](https://goodstuffyourself.github.io)

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