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funny · @traf ·
$16.50
I Have One
Wife: You don't have a romantic bone in your body
me: 
https://media.giphy.com/media/F7Z92URQ5hzRm/giphy.gif
I think I have one...
*gif from giphy*
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@theabsolute ·
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Sounds like you caught an STD from a hooker. Just tell her your love never stops burning

https://media1.giphy.com/media/xjBnHnQMLzmGA/giphy.gif

*Gif from Giphy*
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@theguruasia ·
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@traf,
Dude according to this yeah you had one lol :D
https://media.giphy.com/media/5SLx9L6hEGz1C/giphy.gif

Cheers~
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@traf ·
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@serkagan · 
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/18/9a/d8/189ad87cfbd19aebc6a56c5b3105dd10.gif

Lol . I wanted to show her my bone, but I realized that there was nothing to brag about
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@magnata ·
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http://media.giphy.com/media/3rgXBx2I4UyHzmsFag/giphy.gif

Lol. After her words, I decided to show her romance
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@traf ·
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@megafart · 
https://media.giphy.com/media/SwZTSYcMsBRU4/giphy-downsized-large.gif

Lol My wife decided to show me her romantic bone, but something went wrong
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@thejokester ·
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I don't think you can make babies that way, or ever again...
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