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· @traf ·
$19.05
If Only
How much pussy we'd be getting if Steem was $100
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@thevillan ·
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Haha yeah unfortunately pussy wees me coming and crosses the road

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@traf ·
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@theguruasia ·
$0.27
@traf,
Dude I think that's the reason behind STEEM is not touching $100! If it touched, I will be doomed by my wife lol :D
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**So I am grateful to STEEM, it's not letting me kill by my wife's hands yet lol :D**

Cheers~
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@traf ·
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@theabsolute ·
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It's probably for the best. You know they would turn around and bite you in the ass of that happened
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@traf ·
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they will anyway
it should be in the marriage contract
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@serkagan · (edited)
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@traf ·
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i hope he's not allergic
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@magnata ·
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Lol But I only said "if" and they are already at my feet
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@traf ·
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@pangoli ·
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@sparkofphoenix ·
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wow, those are 2 huuuge ones
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