Lazy by traf

funny · @traf · May 19 '19

$21.36

Lazy

When you're not too sure if it's going to be a fart or not but you can't be bothered walking to the toilet
https://media.giphy.com/media/4H58XcdyGgd9kj1u8z/giphy.gif
*Gif from giphy*

👍 trafalgar, traf, raindrop, kevinwong, tombstone, meesterboom, coinbitgold, hanshotfirst, tamaralovelace, thevillan, dandesign86, cryptogee, alitavirgen, ew-and-patterns, mammasitta, hanzappedfirst, theguruasia, theabsolute, goodshepherd, ezravandi, darksaint, bluetower, pode, the-alien, elianaelisma, mile-high-fan-07, kartiksingh, jadabug, b00m, danieljavier, coinmarketcal, passion-fruit, fortune-master, samotonakatoshi, jassennessaj, arconite, floatinglin, chillibeans, wisbeech, mux, knowledgeable, sluttynsfw, beerbloke, hamsa.quality, amadasunde, ilonavandam, xrp.trail, spamfarmer, mrwang, laissez-faire, sazbird, bevfortney, xxxstylexxx, antonangulo, elainanewcombe, marianoleandro, everosy, rijalaronaceh

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properties (23)vote details (58)

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cryptogee	22,892,962,652	100%
kevinwong	202,593,963,708	2.5%
beerbloke	375,385,404	0.5%
coinbitgold	76,513,300,935	100%
the-alien	6,045,751,340	100%
mammasitta	18,619,497,807	5%
mrwang	114,828,226	1.25%
meesterboom	103,855,363,168	10%
arconite	833,658,882	1.25%
sazbird	83,021,088	5%
theabsolute	7,446,716,937	100%
hanshotfirst	49,232,887,505	1%
wisbeech	625,554,782	10%
trafalgar	34,479,022,940,022	100%
mux	544,149,486	100%
raindrop	252,591,899,018	100%
passion-fruit	1,664,790,772	100%
fortune-master	1,625,799,138	100%
tamaralovelace	47,161,165,563	75%
jassennessaj	1,280,228,968	2%
dandesign86	31,651,683,404	30%
ew-and-patterns	20,701,153,669	1%
samotonakatoshi	1,590,058,042	50%
theguruasia	7,537,174,399	100%
darksaint	6,500,571,546	100%
floatinglin	825,128,145	100%
jadabug	3,198,006,575	2%
rijalaronaceh	0	1%
thevillan	33,443,430,220	30%
bluetower	6,424,720,812	50%
traf	2,458,582,869,086	100%
hanzappedfirst	16,020,012,529	25%
b00m	2,095,102,267	8%
kartiksingh	3,320,297,004	10%
pode	6,171,638,913	50%
everosy	0	5%
ezravandi	6,862,739,032	2%
alitavirgen	20,818,968,909	12.5%
sluttynsfw	382,137,541	100%
elianaelisma	4,160,823,307	100%
spamfarmer	122,443,691	8%
amadasunde	188,549,936	100%
bevfortney	80,289,622	100%
ilonavandam	146,739,146	100%
marianoleandro	62,991,715	100%
antonangulo	77,437,511	100%
elainanewcombe	66,412,063	100%
knowledgeable	493,542,491	100%
coinmarketcal	1,892,125,547	10%
xxxstylexxx	78,967,539	100%
chillibeans	698,490,234	100%
laissez-faire	105,415,898	100%
danieljavier	1,968,106,022	100%
mile-high-fan-07	3,507,826,749	100%
goodshepherd	7,415,057,115	80%
hamsa.quality	328,230,247	5%
xrp.trail	134,559,189	5%

@pode · May 19 '19

$1.36

pocketsend:11@traf, play around with the token of fun - POCKET!

👍 cron, ezravandi, jadabug, delabo, cheneats, hdu

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properties (23)vote details (6)

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jadabug	3,192,379,293	2%
cheneats	2,424,376,915	24%
ezravandi	6,866,362,099	2%
hdu	1,866,832,871	2%
delabo	2,744,307,339	1%

@pocket-pi · May 19 '19

Successful Send of 11
Sending Account: pode
Receiving Account: traf
New sending account balance: 276318
New receiving account balance: 750
Fee: 1
Steem trxid: f6be5e094775bf3392086d2b3c2a485b5a625db6
Thanks for using [POCKET](https://steemit.com/pocket/@biophil/pocket-announcement)! I am small bot and I am running [this confirming code](https://github.com/biophil/pocket).

👍 pocket-node

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properties (23)vote details (1)

voter	weight	wgt%	rshares	pct	time
pocket-node	0 B		1,333,008,416	10%

@thevillan · May 19 '19

$0.68

Haha yeah watch out for that follow through, otherwise it might be a colourful show

https://media.giphy.com/media/YAtLFXfe3xIDS/giphy.gif
[src](https://giphy.com/gifs/art-love-funny-YAtLFXfe3xIDS)

👍 frogcake, trafalgar, thevillan

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properties (23)vote details (3)

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@traf · May 19 '19

$0.61

so that's what's at the end of the rainbow

👍 traf, raindrop, thevillan, yourmaker, delabo, darksaint, hdu, patolapl

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properties (23)vote details (8)

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darksaint	2,515,592,684	39%
thevillan	33,620,058,948	30%
traf	960,796,580,671	39%
yourmaker	9,555,953,816	54.97%
patolapl	343,117,729	100%
hdu	1,702,807,704	2%
delabo	2,717,397,446	1%

@serkagan · May 19 '19

$0.27

Lol, after midnight I don’t worry about it and because the solution to the problem comes by itself, haha

https://media.giphy.com/media/yoJC2L2NUKYkjqCleU/giphy.gif

👍 trafalgar, atlantica, thebot

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properties (23)vote details (3)

voter	rshares	pct
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atlantica	73,760,242,550	100%
thebot	55,698,559,844	2.8%

@traf · May 19 '19

$0.59

probably the smell for a dead body

👍 traf, raindrop, yourmaker, darksaint, penghuren

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properties (23)vote details (5)

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darksaint	2,524,692,995	39%
traf	963,817,644,019	39%
yourmaker	9,152,651,154	53.8%
penghuren	1,957,862,348	75%

@belemo · May 19 '19

$0.11

Doesn't seem that risky. Either way, your wife is doing the laundry so it is a win-win. 
Extra point it you shit in the bath tub and blame your "colorblindness"

👍 gentlebot

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properties (23)vote details (1)

voter	weight	wgt%	rshares	pct	time
gentlebot	0 B		188,458,111,853	15%

@adenijiadeshina · May 19 '19

$0.19

Lol. Then  how about if the risk do not work out as planned and it should have been better visiting the toilet

👍 trafalgar

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properties (23)vote details (1)

voter	weight	wgt%	rshares	pct	time
trafalgar	0 B		337,833,843,135	1%

@traf · May 19 '19

$0.60

well you win some you lose some

👍 traf, raindrop, yourmaker, jadabug, darksaint, hdu, patolapl

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properties (23)vote details (7)

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@elianaelisma · May 19 '19

$0.19

You should immediately go to the toilet or your wife will throw you to sleep on the sofa in the living room.

👍 trafalgar, elianaelisma, rihonkeugata

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properties (23)vote details (3)

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@traf · May 19 '19

$0.58

i guess thats what i get for shitting the bed

👍 traf, raindrop, yourmaker, darksaint, ztz

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properties (23)vote details (5)

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darksaint	2,504,780,967	39%
traf	956,361,091,630	39%
yourmaker	9,357,383,093	54.4%
ztz	518,632,278	100%

@theguruasia · May 20 '19

$0.15

@traf,
If it's a fart yeah I won't bother to walk into the toilet, but if it's a shart, I think I have no way to go into the toilet as well lol :D

Cheers~

👍 asimo, minnowspower, bot2020, marina007, votes4minnows, babysister

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properties (23)vote details (6)

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