Pick Up Line by traf

funny · @traf · Nov 27 '17

$36.79

Pick Up Line

Whenever I try to use a pick up line
https://media.giphy.com/media/5TC1o3oRE68Mg/giphy.gif
*gif from Giphy*

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@robert31 · Nov 27 '17

hahaha really funny
![tenor (11).gif](https://steemitimages.com/DQmZvKwdMtm3CePULDqLeoBDuguu2TjN34Cv16WHMvGbW3K/tenor%20(11).gif)

👍 tievo

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@steemmatt · Nov 27 '17

$0.30

I don't know man.  Security footage caught this and I can't blame her for being swept off her feet like that.  It's overwhelming.  With looks like this, you have to ease them into it.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/n8oeBvqZUOamQ/giphy.gif

Anchorman Movie Analysis:

Brian Fantana: "They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time."

👍 traf

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@traf · Nov 27 '17

haha I hope you guys do better with pick up lines than me, i seriously get that wtf look, then I try to work my way back up from there

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@steemmatt · Nov 27 '17

Yea, the WTF look is from your wife who is about to ring your neck for trying to pick up girls when you're out on date night.

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@aaawee · Nov 27 '17

Hahaha... LOL.
That picture is funny.

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@jon24jon24 · Nov 27 '17

Haha. Seems like it is not good. Hehe

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@vm2904 · Nov 27 '17

$0.54

@traf - The classic 'What!!'  -  LOL.  I feel you.   What pick up line did you use - a nerdy one like "I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up",  Hahaha.
Imagine - I just finished writing a funny post on to marry or not and here you are talking about pickup lines.   One step earlier in the process.  LOL

Upvoted full.

Regards,
![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmaJ2HfMDXuvpZTno49rP8v8wu4YfC82iWMULLUjZJKv3b/image.png)
@vm2904

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@traf · Nov 28 '17

haha thank you

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@geekpowered · Nov 27 '17

$0.40

Did the punchline have something to do with masturbating an older man? Because that might be why.

👍 traf, modemser

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@traf · Nov 28 '17

hmm yeah that's about as smooth as i get usually

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@swenger · Nov 27 '17

$0.40

Stick with the classics.  "Does this smell like chloroform?" (holds out handkerchief).

👍 traf

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@traf · Nov 28 '17

then quickly try to slip a roofie in her drink while her attention is diverted
yeah i know all these tricks
still struggling

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@swenger · Nov 28 '17

Actually, when she sniffs the chloroform soaked handkerchief, she passes out.  Throw her over your shoulder caveman style, and if anyone asks you any questions, tell them you're a Hollywood producer or US Congressman.

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@hanzappedfirst · Nov 28 '17

Perhaps it's time to try something besides:

"Do you want to get a pizza and bang?"

"What? You don't like pizza?"

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@asteemian · Nov 29 '17

That's how everything reacts when I use pick-up lines in front of them 😂

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properties (23)vote details (1)

voter	weight	wgt%	rshares	pct	time
mack-bot	0 B		-207,635,653	-0.5%