Right Here Baby by traf

funny · @traf · Jul 3 '19

$19.20

Right Here Baby

The moment your crush changes her relationship status to 'single' and you show up in her DMs all like
https://media.giphy.com/media/sgswHaZw5yklq/giphy.gif
*gif from giphy*

👍 trafalgar, traf, raindrop, kevinwong, tombstone, meesterboom, coinbitgold, hanshotfirst, thevillan, dandesign86, the-alien, alitavirgen, hanzappedfirst, coinmarketcal, daijiworld, coinmarketcal2, attention-seeker, passion-fruit, hdu, bluetower, theabsolute, tech-coin, theguruasia, elianaelisma, floatinglin, mile-high-fan-07, ezravandi, kartiksingh, darksaint, b00m, imisstheoldkanye, nokodemion, bukiland, pc-tip, dlikeguy, rawdoctor, arconite, goodshepherd, wisbeech, chillibeans, college.fund, mux, beerbloke, sluttynsfw, hamsa.quality, youalreadylost, danieljavier, knowledgeable, xrp.trail, spamfarmer, shiris, mrwang, sazbird, xxxstylexxx, rijalaronaceh

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@theguruasia · Jul 3 '19

$0.24

@traf,
When you read her relationship status just after you appear at DMs, how you should going back lol :D
https://media.tenor.com/images/7c3b5f2a0ac19aea828de2ec244cf5a6/tenor.gif

Cheers~

👍 trafalgar, asimo, bot2020, votes4minnows, marina007

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@traf · Jul 3 '19

$0.56

love this porn stache guy

👍 traf, raindrop, yourmaker, theabsolute, penghuren, darksaint

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@elianaelisma · Jul 3 '19

$0.11

Your koboy style have successfully destroyed her relationship  and now you are free to approach her and make her as your girlfriend.

👍 gentlebot

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@serkagan · Jul 3 '19 (edited)

$0.05

Lol, I always appear so effectively in anticipation of a passionate night, haha

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HU4H9Pz08gc3ita/giphy.gif

👍 oceanwhale

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@oluwoleolaide · Jul 3 '19

Hi Traf, where can i reach you? Want to show you a business proposal i have been working on for months now called ideabanks.io

Posted using [Partiko Android](https://partiko.app/referral/oluwoleolaide)

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@thevillan · Jul 3 '19

$0.56

Haha did somebody say single

https://media.giphy.com/media/l378pTSug2Gb2vl1C/giphy.gif
[src](https://giphy.com/gifs/foxhomeent-predator-fhe-l378pTSug2Gb2vl1C)

👍 frogcake, trafalgar, thevillan

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@traf · Jul 3 '19

$0.58

one of the bad guys is...reading some fax papers?

👍 traf, raindrop, thevillan, yourmaker, elviento, darksaint

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@theabsolute · Jul 3 '19

$0.15

He's got a Woody for her

👍 trafalgar, theabsolute

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@traf · Jul 3 '19

$0.57

I bet he shoots from the hip

👍 traf, raindrop, yourmaker, theabsolute, elviento, darksaint

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@traf · Jul 3 '19

$0.56

howdy howdy howdy

👍 traf, raindrop, yourmaker, theabsolute, darksaint, jimmies

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@bingo.bango · Sep 7 '19

This Guy!

![This Guy](https://i.imgur.com/9TViy6G.png)

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