Sacrifices Parents Make by traf

funny · @traf · Nov 29 '17 (edited)

$49.14

Sacrifices Parents Make

Ah the sacrifices we make for our kids 

I didn't really find my cousin that attractive but my boy is killing it in the freestyle with his webbed hands and feet

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@believeme · Nov 29 '17 (edited)

$0.26

Only one word reply with three letter
LOL
# @traf

👍 traf

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@traf · Nov 29 '17

thanks buddy

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@steemmatt · Nov 29 '17 (edited)

$0.46

It's safe to say that this is going to go over so many heads, but that's what I love about it. The thumbs up or applause gifs will be a guise for pretending to get it.  Don't be fooled.

I don't know what medication you don't take, but whatever goes on up in that head of yours is pretty impressive. Glad to hear that the trailer park reopened the pool after the trash bag liner was torn last season.

👍 traf, dandesign86

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@traf · Nov 29 '17

haha thank you
it's quite hassle free and pretty fun just coming up with a couple of jokes a day
i think with practice a lot of people can do it

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@abh12345 · Nov 29 '17

My daughter is a fine swimmer and my cousin never likes to watch 🤦🏻‍♂️

👍 dandesign86

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@jedau · Nov 29 '17

$0.70

Ahahaha! I'm sure he's sweeping all his events during the Incestramurals haha!

👍 trafalgar, steemmatt

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@trafalgar · Nov 29 '17

haha

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@dandesign86 · Nov 29 '17

$0.70

Smart way to develop strong swimmers in the gene pool

👍 trafalgar, steemmatt

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@trafalgar · Nov 29 '17

i live in australia so it's convenient for us to go collect our darwin award too

👍 dandesign86

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@dandesign86 · Nov 29 '17

Haha

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@tamaralovelace · Nov 29 '17

$0.18

lol I bet the insults just roll off his back, too.

👍 traf

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@traf · Nov 29 '17

haha

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@swenger · Nov 29 '17

$0.45

And to show his gratitude he changes his last name to Thorpe.

Great joke requiring the reader to put in some effort to connect the dots.  Well written.

👍 traf

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@traf · Nov 29 '17

ohh reminds me, i got an original thorpe joke
but it's sorta more of a verbal joke than a written one
i'll try it tomorrow

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