The Good Parts by traf

funny · @traf · Jul 12 '19

$13.32

The Good Parts

When you're watching porn and you're trying to skip to all the good parts
https://media.giphy.com/media/pFwRzOLfuGHok/giphy.gif
*gif from giphy*

👍 trafalgar, traf, raindrop, meesterboom, coinbitgold, hanshotfirst, dandesign86, cryptogee, coinmarketcal, diebitch, chinchilla, hanzappedfirst, alitavirgen, accelerator, pode, daijiworld, attention-seeker, coinmarketcal2, map10k, theguruasia, passion-fruit, fortune-master, elianaelisma, bluetower, hdu, ezravandi, tech-coin, weirdnews, mile-high-fan-07, florino, pc-tip, b00m, floatinglin, kartiksingh, imisstheoldkanye, dlikeguy, darksaint, goldcoin, wisbeech, chillibeans, goodshepherd, college.fund, mux, fandy, beerbloke, hamsa.quality, sluttynsfw, youalreadylost, filoq, knowledgeable, xrp.trail, sazbird, xxxstylexxx, lecialemarr, turkishcrew, fyrstikken, rijalaronaceh

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@pode · Jul 12 '19

$0.84

pocketsend:11@traf, play around with the token of fun - POCKET!

👍 cron, eii, hdu, ezravandi, votes4minnows, marina007, penghuren

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@pocketjs · Jul 12 '19

Successful Send of 11
Sending Account: pode
Receiving Account: traf
New sending account balance: 271390
New receiving account balance: 940
Fee: 1
Steem trxid: aa3c5319bdd18adfe47f41138239a8506a950f4c
<hr/>

<div class="pull-left">

![pocket-logo.png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmTcivfZL9oFASW7jAWCHzEhCh5guKi92VAp5vN64VqtMG/pocket-logo.png)

</div>

<sup>Someone sent you some POCKET tokens. [POCKET](https://steemit.com/pocket/@biophil/pocket-announcement) is an experimental sub-token system which operates on the Steem blockchain. It's like having a custom token without SMT. You can also send some to someone else by just commenting on a post with the following command: `pocketsend:number_of_token@recipient_name,memo` for example to send 10 tokens to @pocketjs, make a comment starting with: `pocketsend:10@pocketjs,This is a gift`</sup>

<sup>I am running [Pocket-JS confirmer code.](https://github.com/quochuy/pocketjs)</sup>

👍 pocket-node, pocket-pi

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@traf · Jul 12 '19

$0.40

shoo

👍 traf, raindrop, bot2020, yourmaker, ezravandi, darksaint, joshi110

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@tezmel · Jul 12 '19

Why did I click on this soooo fast!? 

LMAO!

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@theguruasia · Jul 12 '19 (edited)

$0.12

@traf,
Dude this also happens to me when it's getting too hot sceneries lol :D
https://media.giphy.com/media/BgBf6pW9qOgQU/giphy.gif

Cheers~

👍 trafalgar, bot2020

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@traf · Jul 12 '19

$0.41

maybe the laser helps your hair grow back

👍 traf, raindrop, bot2020, yourmaker, ezravandi, darksaint, joshi110

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@elianaelisma · Jul 12 '19

I won't skip a very hot part because it will make me excited.








.

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@serkagan · Jul 12 '19 (edited)

$0.16

Lol, I'm completely in the process when the good parts begin, haha

https://media.giphy.com/media/8YHmc8luwmJJjFY7zh/giphy.gif

👍 trafalgar, oceanwhale

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@traf · Jul 12 '19

$0.41

rub it into your eyebrows eh?

👍 traf, raindrop, bot2020, yourmaker, ezravandi, darksaint, joshi110

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@diebitch · Jul 12 '19

$0.12

Just like in real life

👍 trafalgar

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@traf · Jul 12 '19

$0.41

not many 'good parts' in real life to skip to

👍 traf, raindrop, bot2020, yourmaker, ezravandi, darksaint, joshi110

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@bingo.bango · Sep 9 '19

This Guy!

![This Guy](https://i.imgur.com/l9IJY0V.png)

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