They're 2 and 3 by traf

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· @traf ·
$18.64
They're 2 and 3
Me, when i'm counting down the minutes until my kids turn 18
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@acolucky ·
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If you are rough on them, they might just take off a few years earlier.

It's worth a try.
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@traf ·
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or not even make it until they're 18
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@mineopoly ·
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Saturday morning is the worst. Why do they have to get up so early? 

2AM and 3AM, huh?

You must have been happy when the first came out to have another.

Anyway, that cat looks like it is about to jump. The kids need you. Hang in there another 15 years. 


My son is asking like, "Dad, how are **you** going to pay *my* college tuition?"
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@traf ·
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@serkagan ·
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Lol, lately, my wife has been doing just that, what counts the minutes, looking at the children, haha

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@magnata ·
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Lol. I also consider minutes with great relief when they turn 18 and I will send them to college :)

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@traf ·
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yeah, your kid looks like a bright guy
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@megafart ·
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LoL traf, when children turn 18, for me it will be a joy about the long-awaited freedom :D

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@theabsolute ·
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I expect all of my kids to repay the loan the tooth fairy lent them for their teeth by the time they turn 18. Teeth aren't worth a damn thing yet they expect money to appear under their pillow?
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@traf ·
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it's to buy them a gold tooth
assuming it's not the first time i've knocked that tooth out of their mouths 
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@theguruasia ·
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@traf,
Don't forget to use a condom next time, so you won't suffer by counting till 18 lol :D

Cheers~
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