Me, when i'm counting down the minutes until my kids turn 18 https://media.giphy.com/media/izhBSwSs3yXsI/giphy.gif *gif from giphy*
post_id | 70,207,427 |
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author | traf |
permlink | they-re-2-and-3 |
category | funny |
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created | 2019-02-15 23:29:33 |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
tombstone | 0 | 169,744,119,971 | 0.7% | ||
cryptogee | 0 | 38,652,391,717 | 100% | ||
kevinwong | 0 | 279,409,477,184 | 3.5% | ||
coinbitgold | 0 | 57,593,209,889 | 100% | ||
vortac | 0 | 6,083,465,905 | 0.15% | ||
meesterboom | 0 | 133,280,405,833 | 10% | ||
arconite | 0 | 1,016,154,116 | 1.75% | ||
theabsolute | 0 | 11,978,628,905 | 100% | ||
hanshotfirst | 0 | 48,023,991,958 | 1% | ||
wisbeech | 0 | 604,140,453 | 10% | ||
vannour | 0 | 540,720,433 | 0.75% | ||
elviento | 0 | 471,507,536 | 0.62% | ||
trafalgar | 0 | 33,167,454,091,277 | 100% | ||
mux | 0 | 544,149,486 | 100% | ||
raindrop | 0 | 39,936,792,430 | 100% | ||
passion-fruit | 0 | 2,543,418,196 | 100% | ||
worldfinances | 0 | 1,379,337,965 | 100% | ||
fortune-master | 0 | 2,377,774,124 | 100% | ||
jassennessaj | 0 | 91,353,933,464 | 20% | ||
catchawhale | 0 | 17,921,966,977 | 20% | ||
dandesign86 | 0 | 30,502,825,274 | 30% | ||
theguruasia | 0 | 7,866,102,362 | 100% | ||
darksaint | 0 | 199,647,039,957 | 100% | ||
alhasan | 0 | 1,093,996,244 | 100% | ||
floatinglin | 0 | 1,541,774,679 | 100% | ||
jadabug | 0 | 1,363,553,108 | 1% | ||
nurhayati | 0 | 116,930,734 | 3.5% | ||
santi84 | 0 | 126,208,768 | 100% | ||
rijalaronaceh | 0 | 14,730,998 | 1% | ||
haikall | 0 | 37,504,045 | 100% | ||
hurhilal | 0 | 166,779,782 | 100% | ||
maryani | 0 | 115,280,633 | 100% | ||
edyprasetiyo | 0 | 130,457,405 | 100% | ||
elsistrisetiawan | 0 | 85,790,249 | 100% | ||
riki20 | 0 | 552,996,351 | 100% | ||
ubay | 0 | 464,201,015 | 100% | ||
acolucky | 0 | 34,325,319,736 | 40% | ||
satujiwa | 0 | 551,783,324 | 100% | ||
dianrusdiana | 0 | 165,975,094 | 100% | ||
dhiki | 0 | 156,369,662 | 100% | ||
zidane02 | 0 | 555,426,372 | 100% | ||
bluetower | 0 | 10,758,438,048 | 50% | ||
citizensmith | 0 | 3,590,095,882 | 10% | ||
traf | 0 | 1,921,915,433,031 | 100% | ||
hanzappedfirst | 0 | 13,410,069,126 | 25% | ||
b00m | 0 | 956,985,523 | 8% | ||
funtraveller | 0 | 3,892,429,392 | 1% | ||
purieihya | 0 | 551,783,324 | 100% | ||
mineopoly | 0 | 41,091,434,160 | 100% | ||
cepot | 0 | 553,138,447 | 100% | ||
dani74 | 0 | 551,666,950 | 100% | ||
irfan78 | 0 | 553,462,149 | 100% | ||
yuli-bogor | 0 | 552,308,502 | 100% | ||
saripudin | 0 | 197,226,004 | 100% | ||
srirahayu | 0 | 3,842,867,161 | 100% | ||
birin | 0 | 393,778,220 | 100% | ||
dawala | 0 | 193,358,702 | 100% | ||
tamapriadisna | 0 | 554,195,243 | 100% | ||
ataulqudus | 0 | 0 | 100% | ||
ademunawar | 0 | 551,786,542 | 100% | ||
nata.gunung | 0 | 551,500,175 | 100% | ||
andin | 0 | 553,027,224 | 100% | ||
jibja | 0 | 554,195,243 | 100% | ||
suparman | 0 | 203,993,348 | 100% | ||
hamidah | 0 | 554,195,243 | 100% | ||
rosalina-bogor | 0 | 554,195,243 | 100% | ||
indri | 0 | 178,321,025 | 100% | ||
ahmadhidayatu | 0 | 186,923,085 | 100% | ||
ahmad-bogor | 0 | 554,195,243 | 100% | ||
saeful | 0 | 551,783,324 | 100% | ||
diananggraeni | 0 | 554,396,694 | 100% | ||
ezravandi | 0 | 833,546,469 | 1% | ||
alitavirgen | 0 | 24,108,130,582 | 15% | ||
akbar1 | 0 | 0 | 100% | ||
alvianpost | 0 | 553,218,948 | 100% | ||
feby | 0 | 382,411,245 | 100% | ||
meroh | 0 | 374,847,535 | 100% | ||
nurhidayat | 0 | 317,224,532 | 100% | ||
sundiyah | 0 | 280,582,082 | 100% | ||
garrettwallace | 0 | 56,504,472 | 1% | ||
sopian | 0 | 380,302,685 | 100% | ||
dulloh | 0 | 235,426,370 | 100% | ||
yoyodepok | 0 | 267,597,406 | 100% | ||
putrinovalia | 0 | 553,946,172 | 100% | ||
sluttynsfw | 0 | 382,057,453 | 100% | ||
marlika | 0 | 46,145,177 | 100% | ||
mulyatii | 0 | 412,728,322 | 100% | ||
endah | 0 | 428,787,534 | 100% | ||
astri | 0 | 433,445,364 | 100% | ||
dinii | 0 | 436,899,167 | 100% | ||
rinii | 0 | 456,917,249 | 100% | ||
renibogor | 0 | 519,589,605 | 100% | ||
irmayaputri | 0 | 554,195,243 | 100% | ||
spamfarmer | 0 | 114,597,371 | 8% | ||
photocircle | 0 | 2,986,607,186 | 1% | ||
qbenk | 0 | 555,356,537 | 100% | ||
amadasunde | 0 | 3,688,996,856 | 100% | ||
bevfortney | 0 | 4,683,731,253 | 100% | ||
ilonavandam | 0 | 4,511,903,918 | 100% | ||
marianoleandro | 0 | 5,328,706,451 | 100% | ||
antonangulo | 0 | 5,360,244,440 | 100% | ||
elainanewcombe | 0 | 4,833,655,984 | 100% | ||
bertahessler | 0 | 4,958,753,621 | 100% | ||
elodiazuchowski | 0 | 4,062,941,865 | 100% | ||
ateng.bolot | 0 | 551,656,387 | 100% | ||
anih | 0 | 526,176,953 | 100% | ||
izan | 0 | 525,564,143 | 100% | ||
elsapuspa | 0 | 546,736,527 | 100% | ||
ida-bogor | 0 | 555,119,289 | 100% | ||
mamahreza | 0 | 552,703,920 | 100% | ||
vivicantik | 0 | 552,724,519 | 100% | ||
santihafizah | 0 | 552,529,163 | 100% | ||
devie | 0 | 552,529,163 | 100% | ||
murnicantik | 0 | 552,603,685 | 100% | ||
oktaberlian | 0 | 552,603,685 | 100% | ||
keyza | 0 | 552,529,163 | 100% | ||
hikmah-depok | 0 | 554,998,408 | 100% | ||
nuryati | 0 | 554,998,419 | 100% | ||
narsih | 0 | 551,387,535 | 100% | ||
natuhosrapp | 0 | 552,042,450 | 100% | ||
yanabanteni | 0 | 552,835,000 | 100% | ||
rikakemang | 0 | 554,195,243 | 100% | ||
elsacantik | 0 | 554,012,697 | 100% | ||
sintiaa | 0 | 554,171,374 | 100% | ||
niacantik | 0 | 555,417,316 | 100% | ||
jamill | 0 | 554,000,134 | 100% | ||
ujuu | 0 | 553,882,006 | 100% | ||
hetii | 0 | 553,719,465 | 100% | ||
vivih | 0 | 554,195,243 | 100% | ||
hermanbogor | 0 | 554,195,243 | 100% | ||
jamalbogor | 0 | 553,800,249 | 100% | ||
neymaheadca | 0 | 536,074,519 | 100% | ||
ranibogor | 0 | 554,093,580 | 100% | ||
gonanmaco | 0 | 551,840,685 | 100% | ||
ocundhatfa | 0 | 522,680,673 | 100% | ||
nieloagranca | 0 | 4,042,533,311 | 8% | ||
steemchoose | 0 | 15,824,815,538 | 7.14% | ||
windi | 0 | 554,998,535 | 100% | ||
anggii | 0 | 551,786,542 | 100% | ||
knowledgeable | 0 | 502,505,535 | 100% | ||
kylieium17 | 0 | 531,547,134 | 100% | ||
rachelcku | 0 | 539,081,920 | 100% | ||
chillibeans | 0 | 202,297,775 | 100% | ||
victoria4i3z | 0 | 533,121,731 | 100% | ||
durchmanfaimet | 0 | 534,234,057 | 100% | ||
glascyconhard | 0 | 536,628,798 | 100% | ||
quidawelchphleb | 0 | 539,089,720 | 100% | ||
danieljavier | 0 | 353,245,997 | 100% | ||
mile-high-fan-07 | 0 | 3,507,666,421 | 100% | ||
college.fund | 0 | 156,345,892 | 50% | ||
bluesniper | 0 | 3,992,498,510 | 0.9% | ||
sagardhital77 | 0 | 157,521,539 | 100% | ||
goodshepherd | 0 | 18,563,554,514 | 50% | ||
hamsa.quality | 0 | 7,257,492,452 | 5% | ||
xrp.trail | 0 | 920,035,073 | 1.4% | ||
umeshchoudhary | 0 | 0 | 5% |
If you are rough on them, they might just take off a few years earlier. It's worth a try.
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author | acolucky |
permlink | re-traf-they-re-2-and-3-20190215t233759131z |
category | funny |
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created | 2019-02-15 23:33:36 |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
theabsolute | 0 | 11,738,593,562 | 100% | ||
trafalgar | 0 | 324,953,821,162 | 1% | ||
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or not even make it until they're 18
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author | traf |
permlink | re-acolucky-re-traf-they-re-2-and-3-20190216t024656547z |
category | funny |
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last_update | 2019-02-16 02:46:57 |
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root_title | "They're 2 and 3" |
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voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
trafalgar | 0 | 12,026,491,797,106 | 37% | ||
raindrop | 0 | 14,578,336,485 | 37% | ||
darksaint | 0 | 73,004,682,170 | 37% | ||
floatinglin | 0 | 1,130,121,616 | 100% | ||
cheneats | 0 | 1,095,596,685 | 4% | ||
traf | 0 | 702,727,217,547 | 37% | ||
yourmaker | 0 | 14,062,946,349 | 68.06% | ||
noblebot | 0 | 1,011,921,940 | 3% | ||
trailreward | 0 | 604,696,433 | 5% | ||
rabbitbot | 0 | 1,584,870,807 | 3% |
Saturday morning is the worst. Why do they have to get up so early? 2AM and 3AM, huh? You must have been happy when the first came out to have another. Anyway, that cat looks like it is about to jump. The kids need you. Hang in there another 15 years. My son is asking like, "Dad, how are **you** going to pay *my* college tuition?"
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author | mineopoly |
permlink | re-traf-they-re-2-and-3-20190215t233633587z |
category | funny |
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curator_payout_value | 0.067 SBD |
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root_title | "They're 2 and 3" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
trafalgar | 0 | 325,137,409,424 | 1% | ||
gentlebot | 0 | 193,853,232,034 | 15% |
i doubt my kids are college material
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author | traf |
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category | funny |
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promoted | 0.000 SBD |
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root_title | "They're 2 and 3" |
beneficiaries | [] |
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percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
trafalgar | 0 | 11,743,971,837,672 | 37% | ||
raindrop | 0 | 14,470,519,916 | 37% | ||
passion-fruit | 0 | 2,134,937,725 | 100% | ||
darksaint | 0 | 72,466,240,772 | 37% | ||
floatinglin | 0 | 1,154,151,338 | 100% | ||
cheneats | 0 | 1,094,740,393 | 4% | ||
traf | 0 | 697,552,132,309 | 37% | ||
mineopoly | 0 | 9,046,411,587 | 23% | ||
yourmaker | 0 | 14,462,133,371 | 69.02% | ||
noblebot | 0 | 1,011,321,750 | 3% | ||
rabbitbot | 0 | 1,583,946,713 | 3% |
Lol, lately, my wife has been doing just that, what counts the minutes, looking at the children, haha https://media.giphy.com/media/Ra4J7WCjmcnXW/giphy.gif
post_id | 70,209,614 |
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author | serkagan |
permlink | re-traf-they-re-2-and-3-20190216t002009284z |
category | funny |
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last_update | 2019-02-16 00:20:06 |
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children | 0 |
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curator_payout_value | 0.012 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
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author_reputation | 33,028,502,918,366 |
root_title | "They're 2 and 3" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
desmonid | 0 | 416,846,574 | 2.75% | ||
cryptohustlin | 0 | 1,081,069,857 | 2.75% | ||
jasen.g1311 | 0 | 65,369,314 | 38.5% | ||
reported | 0 | 123,742,764 | 38.5% | ||
btctoken | 0 | 43,657,253 | 93.5% | ||
southbaybits | 0 | 54,779,606 | 100% | ||
bofadeez | 0 | 72,953,943 | 2.75% | ||
bitcoindon23 | 0 | 136,745,331 | 38.5% | ||
solarempirepc | 0 | 54,527,559 | 100% | ||
cnmtz | 0 | 87,975,803 | 38.5% | ||
eileenbeach | 0 | 44,062,341 | 2.75% | ||
g00by | 0 | 163,764,719 | 38.5% | ||
mrainp420 | 0 | 131,038,194 | 38.5% | ||
martinshkreli | 0 | 39,312,947 | 93.5% | ||
magikos | 0 | 41,004,730 | 93.5% | ||
minnowpond | 0 | 10,533,157,260 | 2.75% | ||
minnowpond1 | 0 | 134,870,119 | 2.75% | ||
thewindowflower | 0 | 243,658,760 | 38.5% | ||
ering | 0 | 347,751,840 | 2.75% | ||
harmonicliving | 0 | 672,977,032 | 2.75% | ||
sammyb | 0 | 886,691,198 | 2.75% | ||
colleenc | 0 | 162,272,376 | 38.5% | ||
iloveghee | 0 | 139,699,922 | 38.5% | ||
johndc13 | 0 | 137,110,323 | 38.5% | ||
medha | 0 | 70,000,996 | 38.5% | ||
tugboatjoe89 | 0 | 37,855,874 | 93.5% | ||
bierbeach | 0 | 41,047,290 | 93.5% | ||
thebrightness | 0 | 47,996,463 | 93.5% | ||
schulbz | 0 | 192,891,318 | 2.75% | ||
woodrow | 0 | 1,814,256 | 2.75% | ||
garage22 | 0 | 132,840,803 | 38.5% | ||
mrcheezle | 0 | 100,148,898 | 38.5% | ||
po27 | 0 | 126,822,155 | 38.5% | ||
bitkmbr | 0 | 128,260,161 | 38.5% | ||
thedrayness | 0 | 124,921,113 | 38.5% | ||
thevark | 0 | 353,973,126 | 2.75% | ||
drdeepdick | 0 | 0 | 2.75% | ||
ozioziozio | 0 | 34,890,667 | 93.5% | ||
unholyleaf | 0 | 133,187,083 | 38.5% | ||
shamrock017 | 0 | 37,806,797 | 2.75% | ||
rngdz | 0 | 169,575,209 | 38.5% | ||
aurore | 0 | 44,741,590 | 93.5% | ||
drguy | 0 | 129,562,683 | 38.5% | ||
fosterswisdom | 0 | 100,663,570 | 38.5% | ||
biancawhite | 0 | 47,362,197 | 93.5% | ||
mindcombustion | 0 | 48,296,685 | 93.5% | ||
blockchaindaily | 0 | 1,410,822,120 | 2.75% | ||
bojacktenenbaum | 0 | 50,108,645 | 93.5% | ||
steemitla | 0 | 72,414,486 | 38.5% | ||
andrecarothers | 0 | 5,847,595,978 | 2.75% | ||
codon | 0 | 43,598,122 | 93.5% | ||
tovaceline | 0 | 47,219,753 | 93.5% | ||
the-mayor | 0 | 80,180,722 | 38.5% | ||
proffit | 0 | 71,173,710,592 | 19.35% | ||
zip512 | 0 | 116,884,813 | 2.75% | ||
wowmiko | 0 | 97,722,911 | 38.5% | ||
voter000 | 0 | 5,648,398,861 | 2.75% | ||
u25b2x | 0 | 0 | 2.75% | ||
papertradez | 0 | 168,950,403 | 2.75% |
Lol. I also consider minutes with great relief when they turn 18 and I will send them to college :) https://media.giphy.com/media/69kBRIurPLX12FqKv5/giphy.gif
post_id | 70,209,853 |
---|---|
author | magnata |
permlink | re-traf-they-re-2-and-3-20190216t002703686z |
category | funny |
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created | 2019-02-16 00:27:00 |
last_update | 2019-02-16 00:27:00 |
depth | 1 |
children | 1 |
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last_payout | 2019-02-23 00:27:00 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.166 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.053 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 159 |
author_reputation | 44,326,829,234,600 |
root_title | "They're 2 and 3" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
desmonid | 0 | 416,846,574 | 2.75% | ||
cryptohustlin | 0 | 1,081,069,857 | 2.75% | ||
chako5555 | 0 | 56,192,538 | 93.5% | ||
jasen.g1311 | 0 | 62,057,936 | 38.5% | ||
reported | 0 | 106,615,395 | 38.5% | ||
krushing | 0 | 53,179,101 | 100% | ||
btctoken | 0 | 56,125,026 | 93.5% | ||
bofadeez | 0 | 72,953,943 | 2.75% | ||
bitcoindon23 | 0 | 118,542,208 | 38.5% | ||
joystickwind | 0 | 55,070,558 | 100% | ||
brownboorish | 0 | 54,945,428 | 100% | ||
spoonwine | 0 | 54,178,307 | 100% | ||
googlemetro | 0 | 54,379,426 | 100% | ||
cnmtz | 0 | 74,374,187 | 38.5% | ||
eileenbeach | 0 | 44,062,341 | 2.75% | ||
lovetosteemit | 0 | 58,098,322 | 100% | ||
waltrichards | 0 | 54,930,801 | 100% | ||
g00by | 0 | 142,793,159 | 38.5% | ||
trafalgar | 0 | 325,014,239,025 | 1% | ||
mrainp420 | 0 | 113,430,448 | 38.5% | ||
hookersandblow | 0 | 59,077,679 | 93.5% | ||
martinshkreli | 0 | 56,656,619 | 93.5% | ||
magikos | 0 | 52,424,044 | 93.5% | ||
minnowpond | 0 | 10,533,157,260 | 2.75% | ||
minnowpond1 | 0 | 134,870,119 | 2.75% | ||
thewindowflower | 0 | 214,968,482 | 38.5% | ||
umerjaved | 0 | 56,768,072 | 93.5% | ||
ering | 0 | 347,751,840 | 2.75% | ||
harmonicliving | 0 | 672,977,032 | 2.75% | ||
sammyb | 0 | 886,691,198 | 2.75% | ||
colleenc | 0 | 141,697,058 | 38.5% | ||
iloveghee | 0 | 121,050,918 | 38.5% | ||
johndc13 | 0 | 118,724,430 | 38.5% | ||
medha | 0 | 57,039,334 | 38.5% | ||
tugboatjoe89 | 0 | 55,855,304 | 93.5% | ||
sxlingsxlang | 0 | 57,299,140 | 93.5% | ||
thebrightness | 0 | 58,106,000 | 93.5% | ||
schulbz | 0 | 192,891,318 | 2.75% | ||
woodrow | 0 | 1,814,256 | 2.75% | ||
garage22 | 0 | 114,846,051 | 38.5% | ||
mrcheezle | 0 | 85,374,591 | 38.5% | ||
po27 | 0 | 109,426,758 | 38.5% | ||
bitkmbr | 0 | 110,690,512 | 38.5% | ||
thedrayness | 0 | 107,676,480 | 38.5% | ||
thevark | 0 | 353,973,126 | 2.75% | ||
drdeepdick | 0 | 0 | 2.75% | ||
ozioziozio | 0 | 54,148,379 | 93.5% | ||
unholyleaf | 0 | 115,129,598 | 38.5% | ||
shamrock017 | 0 | 37,806,797 | 2.75% | ||
rngdz | 0 | 147,727,193 | 38.5% | ||
aurore | 0 | 56,981,963 | 93.5% | ||
drguy | 0 | 111,862,211 | 38.5% | ||
fosterswisdom | 0 | 85,813,409 | 38.5% | ||
ceotechnician | 0 | 59,441,646 | 93.5% | ||
biancawhite | 0 | 57,910,308 | 93.5% | ||
mindcombustion | 0 | 60,038,775 | 93.5% | ||
peacewarriorette | 0 | 60,184,756 | 93.5% | ||
blockchaindaily | 0 | 1,410,822,120 | 2.75% | ||
bojacktenenbaum | 0 | 59,437,763 | 93.5% | ||
paredros | 0 | 56,602,494 | 93.5% | ||
pazulang | 0 | 56,923,237 | 93.5% | ||
steemitla | 0 | 58,508,558 | 38.5% | ||
andrecarothers | 0 | 5,847,595,978 | 2.75% | ||
codon | 0 | 54,391,675 | 93.5% | ||
masonbeck | 0 | 56,897,288 | 93.5% | ||
tovaceline | 0 | 57,867,370 | 93.5% | ||
the-mayor | 0 | 67,356,717 | 38.5% | ||
proffit | 0 | 70,899,562,481 | 19.35% | ||
zip512 | 0 | 116,884,813 | 2.75% | ||
wowmiko | 0 | 83,161,505 | 38.5% | ||
voter000 | 0 | 5,668,243,155 | 2.75% | ||
u25b2x | 0 | 0 | 2.75% | ||
papertradez | 0 | 168,950,403 | 2.75% |
yeah, your kid looks like a bright guy
post_id | 70,214,410 |
---|---|
author | traf |
permlink | re-magnata-re-traf-they-re-2-and-3-20190216t024735963z |
category | funny |
json_metadata | {"community":"busy","app":"busy\/2.5.6","format":"markdown","tags":["funny"],"users":[],"links":[]} |
created | 2019-02-16 02:47:36 |
last_update | 2019-02-16 02:47:36 |
depth | 2 |
children | 0 |
net_rshares | 11,855,591,429,647 |
last_payout | 2019-02-23 02:47:36 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 4.638 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 1.447 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 38 |
author_reputation | 1,824,362,392,578,457 |
root_title | "They're 2 and 3" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
trafalgar | 0 | 11,055,625,731,607 | 36% | ||
raindrop | 0 | 14,364,042,592 | 37% | ||
passion-fruit | 0 | 2,091,344,855 | 100% | ||
darksaint | 0 | 71,934,487,901 | 37% | ||
floatinglin | 0 | 1,178,671,462 | 100% | ||
traf | 0 | 692,430,622,406 | 37% | ||
yourmaker | 0 | 14,876,958,098 | 70% | ||
mlkj | 0 | 495,731,839 | 100% | ||
noblebot | 0 | 1,010,758,883 | 3% | ||
rabbitbot | 0 | 1,583,080,004 | 3% |
LoL traf, when children turn 18, for me it will be a joy about the long-awaited freedom :D https://media.giphy.com/media/m2WxqIxZzMmqc/giphy.gif
post_id | 70,209,986 |
---|---|
author | megafart |
permlink | re-traf-they-re-2-and-3-20190216t003025439z |
category | funny |
json_metadata | {"tags":["funny"],"image":["https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/m2WxqIxZzMmqc\/giphy.gif"],"app":"steemit\/0.1"} |
created | 2019-02-16 00:30:24 |
last_update | 2019-02-16 00:30:24 |
depth | 1 |
children | 0 |
net_rshares | 79,639,582,829 |
last_payout | 2019-02-23 00:30:24 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.030 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.009 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 145 |
author_reputation | 5,384,075,125,760 |
root_title | "They're 2 and 3" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
desmonid | 0 | 416,846,574 | 2.75% | ||
cryptohustlin | 0 | 1,081,069,857 | 2.75% | ||
chako5555 | 0 | 45,100,971 | 93.5% | ||
jasen.g1311 | 0 | 57,720,338 | 38.5% | ||
reported | 0 | 113,958,183 | 38.5% | ||
scotthelms89 | 0 | 55,394,911 | 100% | ||
btctoken | 0 | 46,883,996 | 93.5% | ||
bofadeez | 0 | 72,953,943 | 2.75% | ||
whatyouganjado | 0 | 54,430,853 | 100% | ||
bitcoindon23 | 0 | 126,387,449 | 38.5% | ||
patspicy | 0 | 52,527,276 | 100% | ||
cnmtz | 0 | 80,205,290 | 38.5% | ||
eileenbeach | 0 | 44,062,341 | 2.75% | ||
g00by | 0 | 151,783,130 | 38.5% | ||
mrainp420 | 0 | 121,042,291 | 38.5% | ||
martinshkreli | 0 | 38,148,420 | 93.5% | ||
minnowpond | 0 | 10,533,157,260 | 2.75% | ||
minnowpond1 | 0 | 134,870,119 | 2.75% | ||
thewindowflower | 0 | 227,333,746 | 38.5% | ||
umerjaved | 0 | 48,891,343 | 93.5% | ||
cheneats | 0 | 513,415,262 | 2% | ||
ering | 0 | 347,751,840 | 2.75% | ||
harmonicliving | 0 | 672,977,032 | 2.75% | ||
sammyb | 0 | 886,691,198 | 2.75% | ||
colleenc | 0 | 150,621,458 | 38.5% | ||
iloveghee | 0 | 129,033,805 | 38.5% | ||
johndc13 | 0 | 126,594,417 | 38.5% | ||
medha | 0 | 63,081,315 | 38.5% | ||
tugboatjoe89 | 0 | 39,577,587 | 93.5% | ||
sxlingsxlang | 0 | 49,980,317 | 93.5% | ||
thebrightness | 0 | 51,497,940 | 93.5% | ||
schulbz | 0 | 192,891,318 | 2.75% | ||
woodrow | 0 | 1,814,256 | 2.75% | ||
garage22 | 0 | 122,532,512 | 38.5% | ||
mrcheezle | 0 | 91,691,455 | 38.5% | ||
po27 | 0 | 116,866,643 | 38.5% | ||
bitkmbr | 0 | 118,224,533 | 38.5% | ||
thedrayness | 0 | 115,066,928 | 38.5% | ||
thevark | 0 | 353,973,126 | 2.75% | ||
drdeepdick | 0 | 0 | 2.75% | ||
ozioziozio | 0 | 39,679,489 | 93.5% | ||
unholyleaf | 0 | 122,873,010 | 38.5% | ||
shamrock017 | 0 | 37,806,797 | 2.75% | ||
rngdz | 0 | 158,827,442 | 38.5% | ||
drguy | 0 | 119,445,736 | 38.5% | ||
fosterswisdom | 0 | 92,181,318 | 38.5% | ||
ceotechnician | 0 | 50,777,317 | 93.5% | ||
mindcombustion | 0 | 51,656,185 | 93.5% | ||
peacewarriorette | 0 | 51,853,598 | 93.5% | ||
blockchaindaily | 0 | 1,410,822,120 | 2.75% | ||
bojacktenenbaum | 0 | 53,327,835 | 93.5% | ||
paredros | 0 | 48,817,515 | 93.5% | ||
pazulang | 0 | 49,083,822 | 93.5% | ||
steemitla | 0 | 65,214,212 | 38.5% | ||
andrecarothers | 0 | 5,847,595,978 | 2.75% | ||
masonbeck | 0 | 49,054,336 | 93.5% | ||
the-mayor | 0 | 72,845,399 | 38.5% | ||
proffit | 0 | 47,554,301,059 | 12.9% | ||
tacosmexico | 0 | 50,634,067 | 100% | ||
zip512 | 0 | 116,884,813 | 2.75% | ||
wowmiko | 0 | 89,404,174 | 38.5% | ||
voter000 | 0 | 5,690,494,971 | 2.75% | ||
u25b2x | 0 | 0 | 2.75% | ||
papertradez | 0 | 168,950,403 | 2.75% |
I expect all of my kids to repay the loan the tooth fairy lent them for their teeth by the time they turn 18. Teeth aren't worth a damn thing yet they expect money to appear under their pillow?
post_id | 70,210,763 |
---|---|
author | theabsolute |
permlink | re-traf-they-re-2-and-3-20190216t005018681z |
category | funny |
json_metadata | {"tags":["funny"],"app":"steemit\/0.1"} |
created | 2019-02-16 00:50:21 |
last_update | 2019-02-16 00:50:21 |
depth | 1 |
children | 1 |
net_rshares | 530,000,884,881 |
last_payout | 2019-02-23 00:50:21 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.206 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.068 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 193 |
author_reputation | 16,895,761,786,607 |
root_title | "They're 2 and 3" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
theabsolute | 0 | 11,486,895,119 | 100% | ||
trafalgar | 0 | 325,076,966,926 | 1% | ||
gentlebot | 0 | 193,437,022,836 | 15% |
it's to buy them a gold tooth assuming it's not the first time i've knocked that tooth out of their mouths
post_id | 70,214,446 |
---|---|
author | traf |
permlink | re-theabsolute-re-traf-they-re-2-and-3-20190216t024906165z |
category | funny |
json_metadata | {"community":"busy","app":"busy\/2.5.6","format":"markdown","tags":["funny"],"users":[],"links":[]} |
created | 2019-02-16 02:49:09 |
last_update | 2019-02-16 02:49:09 |
depth | 2 |
children | 0 |
net_rshares | 11,806,339,157,960 |
last_payout | 2019-02-23 02:49:09 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 4.619 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 1.442 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 107 |
author_reputation | 1,824,362,392,578,457 |
root_title | "They're 2 and 3" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
theabsolute | 0 | 11,896,883,209 | 100% | ||
trafalgar | 0 | 11,000,671,789,993 | 36% | ||
raindrop | 0 | 14,260,627,086 | 37% | ||
passion-fruit | 0 | 2,048,623,844 | 100% | ||
darksaint | 0 | 71,418,027,062 | 37% | ||
floatinglin | 0 | 1,203,691,997 | 100% | ||
cheneats | 0 | 1,094,282,010 | 4% | ||
traf | 0 | 687,464,156,069 | 37% | ||
yourmaker | 0 | 13,688,291,353 | 67.15% | ||
noblebot | 0 | 1,010,344,206 | 3% | ||
rabbitbot | 0 | 1,582,441,131 | 3% |
@traf, Don't forget to use a condom next time, so you won't suffer by counting till 18 lol :D Cheers~
post_id | 70,216,176 |
---|---|
author | theguruasia |
permlink | re-traf-they-re-2-and-3-20190216t035918034z |
category | funny |
json_metadata | {"tags":["funny"],"users":["traf"],"app":"steemit\/0.1"} |
created | 2019-02-16 03:59:18 |
last_update | 2019-02-16 03:59:18 |
depth | 1 |
children | 0 |
net_rshares | 254,497,326,403 |
last_payout | 2019-02-23 03:59:18 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.099 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.030 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 102 |
author_reputation | 59,186,440,518,630 |
root_title | "They're 2 and 3" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
elviento | 0 | 1,603,965,186 | 2% | ||
minnowspower | 0 | 79,867,095,254 | 100% | ||
asimo | 0 | 152,857,827,340 | 100% | ||
bot2020 | 0 | 20,168,438,623 | 100% |