Too Much Drama by traf

funny · @traf · May 18 '19

$20.85

Too Much Drama

How people act when they see me walk out of the toilet without washing my hands
https://media.giphy.com/media/l3fZGF5yOD3YonXPO/giphy.gif
*Gif from giphy*

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@blessed-girl · May 18 '19 (edited)

jajaja and then they move away so you do not greet them with a handshake. LOL

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/84/e8/8b/84e88b83f3310723b5a4794d2d65942a.gif

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@steemmatt · May 18 '19 (edited)

$0.19

That white paper stuff in a roll on the wall... that's called toilet paper. You're supposed to use that instead of your hands.

👍 trafalgar

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@traf · May 18 '19

$7.98

haha these days you might as well use the steem whitepaper

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@steemmatt · May 18 '19

Crap, that's the perfect joke-back.

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@acolucky · May 18 '19

You and a lot of other people I stare at awkwardly.

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@elianaelisma · May 18 '19

They say, Don't spread your germs to the person who will shake your hand.

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@theguruasia · May 18 '19

$0.33

@traf,
Dude this is my wife, when I call her for a hug then lol :D
https://media.giphy.com/media/XWgTgS5e6Po5y/giphy.gif

Cheers~

👍 trafalgar, asimo, minnowspower, bot2020, delabo, hdu

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@traf · May 18 '19

$8.78

dude, if that's your wife then my wife's margot robbie

👍 trafalgar, traf, raindrop, zero-profit, yourmaker, darksaint, penghuren

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@magnata · May 18 '19

$0.19

https://media.giphy.com/media/k2A4gzRxDL4GI/giphy.gif

Lol Usually they have such a reaction, sometimes it comes to vomiting

👍 trafalgar, magnata

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@traf · May 18 '19

$8.63

it's not a big deal dude
not all surgeons have time to wash their hands

👍 trafalgar, traf, raindrop, zero-profit, yourmaker, darksaint, penghuren

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@thevillan · May 18 '19

$0.62

Haha that's what happens when you eat chocolate without washing your hands

https://media.giphy.com/media/cOWNPwDDh1tYs/giphy.gif
[src](https://giphy.com/gifs/cake-chocolate-matilda-cOWNPwDDh1tYs)

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@traf · May 18 '19

$8.72

damn brown nosing in glory holes

👍 trafalgar, traf, raindrop, thevillan, zero-profit, yourmaker, darksaint, penghuren

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@mechanicalowl · May 18 '19

@traf/re-thevillan-re-traf-too-much-drama-20190518t042617669z

 damn brown nosing in glory <i>owl</i>s

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