Farting Fish by trumpman

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blog · @trumpman · (edited)
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Farting Fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcwCYIfm6eA

I often try to communicate with my wife in the same way but she just won't get it.
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@trumpman · 
[tweetfart](https://steempeak.com/blog/@trumpman/farting-fish)

Ahhhh fuck, wanted to post this in the farting community where it would be truly appreciated but i forgot to change the post settings... Next time I guess
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@epic-fail · 
I'm sure the community managers won't care if you reposted jajaja
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@abbak7 · 
Really...

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@trumpman · 
Yes
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@davedickeyyall · 
Nothing says love like a fart in the bathtub
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