# Deepak Chopra ![](http://s20.postimg.org/egnqh69p9/deepak_chopra_ftr.jpg) - *"In the midst of movement and chaos, pander to the whale inside you."* - *"The less you give your Steem to others, the more your Steem suffers."* - *"The way you post, the way you behave, the way you rant, can influence your Steem balance by $1,000-$10,000."* - *"Nothing is more important than reconnecting with the whales. Nothing is as rich. Nothing is more pandering."* - *"Every person is a Whale in embryo. Its only desire is to be born."* # Tony Robbins ![](http://s20.postimg.org/usxs6wo0t/tony_robbins.jpg) - *"It is in your moments of pandering that your destiny is shaped."* - *"The path to success is to pander to whales, with determined action."* - *"Pandering to whales is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible."* - *"In life you need either whale bots upvoting your content or you must pander to the whales."* - *"If you want to be successful, find a whale who has pandered more than the others and copy what they do and you too can game the system."* # Eckhart Tolle ![](http://s20.postimg.org/5obd78dy5/eckhart.jpg) - *"Realize deeply that the pandering moment is all you ever have."* - *"Life is the whale and you are the panderer."* - *"What a liberation to realize that the βwhale in my headβ is not who I am. Who am I then? The one who panders to the whale."* - *"Where there is a whale, there will always be pandering underneath."* - *"If you think the whale is withholding from you, you are not pandering to the whale."* # Zig Ziglar ![](http://s20.postimg.org/wv2uywbdp/zig_ziglar.jpg) - *"You were born to win, but to be a winner, you must pander to the whales, prepare to pander, and expect to pander."* - *"Remember that failure is an event, that happens to those that refuse to pander."* - *"Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Pander to the whales."* - *"People don't pander for logical reasons. They pander for monetary reasons."* - *"If you don't see yourself as a panderer, then you cannot perform as a panderer."* #self-help #pandering #tutorials #satire #funny
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Great satire...you are my hero tuck
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author | cryptoctopus |
permlink | re-tuck-fheman-ultimate-noob-guide-to-get-rich-on-steemit-from-todays-top-self-help-gurus-20160608t024625383z |
category | steem |
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hcf27 | 0 | 825,115,126 | 100% |
:) Thanks
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author | tuck-fheman |
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category | steem |
json_metadata | "{"tags": ["steem"]}" |
created | 2016-06-09 21:55:51 |
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That's some funny shit! >"Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Pander to the whales."
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category | steem |
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Everyone should read this once a week to stay on top of your game (or at least smile). =)
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I just did. ;)
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category | steem |
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created | 2016-06-23 17:29:09 |
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Here is an Archive of Cryptocurrency App building Code on Github for anyone creating a Steemit app https://steemit.com/steem/@marsresident/github-cryptocurrency-app-creation-archive
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author | marsresident |
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category | steem |
json_metadata | "{"links": ["https://steemit.com/steem/@marsresident/github-cryptocurrency-app-creation-archive"], "tags": ["steem"]}" |
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